ice cream men are weird. when i have a kid, i am gonna teach him or her to run when they hear his truck.
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yeah there's a damn ice cream van going around the streets surrounding my house everysingle day playing that tingling music. He pisses me off and never sells anything so I dont know why he keeps on doing it.
But one leson you must learn: respect to the man in the ice cream van...
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Mine plays Yankee Doodle Dandy and the dogs seem to respond to it more then the kids but anyway he's cool, he gave my sis a free ice cream on her birthday
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Except one who I saw on a documentary about self made millionaires on tv - apparantly he started out with one and amassed a fleet with the help of his wife who would act as a scout and tell him where the competition was and where they were heading so that he could beat them to it. Eventually they wiped them out, replaced them with their own vans, expanded their territory and became millionaires!