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BABOON & Gilbert starts flirting with him
(bummer bells going g2g)
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
Jack da Baboon: Oh Ah Ah EEk
APG: Awww look at da baboon!!!
JDF: He is sooo cute
Ghem: Kinda looks like some1 I know
Jos: Yeah
MG: I wonder who?
Ash: I know OFF WITH HIS HEAD
Every1 else apart from MG: *groans*
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Jul 17th, 2004 11:03 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Jul 19th, 2004 11:28 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
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Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
.....................................& so on & so on.......................................
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Jul 22nd, 2004 10:58 AM |
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«§hõnknêss»
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: IN MY BRAIN |
Kaz???.................Hello???
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 2nd, 2004 11:11 AM |
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Mrs sawyer!
 Gender: Female
Location: In A ShOe ClOsEt |
then every1 turns on m_g
m_g:ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
kaz:killhim
apg ff with his head
kaz:ummm ok yeah
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I LOVE ANDREW if i ever catch u im eating ur shoes  
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Aug 5th, 2004 10:25 AM |
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Senior Member
Gender: Female
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Every1 looks at Kaz........
APG: Off With Her head than
Ash: Muahahahhaaaa *chops Kaz's head off*
Jack: Funeral's I love Funerals Drinks all around 
Ghem: Waaaaaaaa Hoooooooo Party
JDF: *gets rum out and starts pooring every1 drinks*
APG: *puts music on*
Ash: *puts Cellen Deon's My hear will go on and starts singng 2 it VERY VERY Loudly*
Every1: ...............
Ash: Wat???
Jack: R u feeling alright mate??
Ash: Neva better 
MG: Riiiiiiiight
*chops Ash's head off*
-awkwade silence-
Joscail: PARTY
Every1: *continues celebrating*
Just then.........
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[SPOILER - highlight to read]: You see, when we left Jack, marooned on the ship with a cuffed wrist and a hungry kraken, we forgot one very important thing mate-he's Captain Jack Sparrow... savvy?
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Aug 5th, 2004 10:45 AM |
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Mrs sawyer!
Gender: Female
Location: In A ShOe ClOsEt |
kaz wakes up
muahaahhahahahahahahahaha
kaz:im awake
jos: damn no oh well PARTY
Kaz:*PARTZ*
Apg:*sulks and plots*Y IS SHE NOT DEAD
JUST THEN
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Sep 30th, 2004 10:58 AM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
 Gender: Female
Location: high security padded solitary cell |
Jos: It's time to revive this god forsaken piece-o-shit SHIP!!! GET UP GET UP!!! *Starts kicking everyone, who had been sleeping in random places over the ship. Grabs a LOUD bell & starts ring it.* GET UP ALL OF YE!!
*Everyone jumps up in fright of the sound that wakes them from the hung-ova sleep*
Jack: (In Jos's face) Wat da hell ye do dat fur?!?!?! I was SLEEPING!
Jos: *Whacks him hard with the bell* Because ye'r all lazy MORONS!
FNB(APG): Where'd the pretty bunny go?
FNZ(JDG): It was in yer head u stupid Pirate! *Slaps FNB*
FNB: But it was there, I swe--
*WHACK*
Jos: That's fer being an idiot! It was a dream u IDIOT!
Kaz: Hey, who gave YOU rite to be ordering us about?
Jos: Go back to sleep! *Shoots Kaz with double barrel shot gun* This is my BOOM STICK! If ANYONE should question my authority AGAIN! They'll find themselve kissing with the fishes at the bottom o' Davie Jones' Locker! GOTTIT!?
MG: GOTTIT!
Jessie: *Hits MG on the head* nah we don't! This be Jack's ship! This be the pearl! We ain't taking orders from 'er!
Jos: Jack's ship? The Pearl? While you lot were in yer drunken stupors Jack's ship, The Pearl got attacked by muttant monkeys on pot! The Pearl is GONE! Where u stand now is on the deck of The Prince!
*Everyone looks around. The gleaming ship, The Prince, was magnificent to behold.*
Ghem: Ye mean The PEarl is gone? All gone?
Jos: YA! All gone. Bye bye Pearl! Now if ye don't pull yer wieght around here ye won't get a share o' the treasure, will ye!
Everyone but Jos: Treasure?
Jos: Yes, lots of it. A ship full o' bright jewels, bottles o' Rum & gold was said ta have gone down sometime in da early 60's...all we gotta do is find it!
Jack: & how da fcuk r we meant ta do dat? There's a whole lota bloody sea out dere, & only one ship ta find! Could be ANYWHERE!
Jos: With this *Holds up rolled piece of paper.* It shows the exact route that the Minion was set to take. *She unrolled the map* This is the last dock that the jewel ship laid anchor in. *She pointed to one of the dots on the map* Which means it must be somewhere between that dock & the next, which is about where we are now.
BUT....
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"Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"
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Jan 9th, 2005 12:54 PM |
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ImAPirate
on the beach with JD
 Gender: Female
Location: |
everyone but Jos- *looks confused*
FNB/APG- this dont look like a map
FNZ/JDG- it looks like a little kids drawing!
everyone but Jos- *laughs*
Jos- *looks around* where did i put that damn map?!!
ghem- could that be it in your other hand?
jos- *embarrassed* pulls out other map and continues explaning
WHEN......
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Jan 9th, 2005 04:07 PM |
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Senior Member
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All of the sudden there is a retching cracking noise.
Jack: *looks over the side of the ship and points down* I think we found it
Jos: *drops the map and runs to the side of the ship to see a mast sticking out of the side of it* ****
random person: *runs out from below deck soaking wet* I think the ships sinking
Jess: *doesnt notice anything is going on* ...early 60's?...theres some good music rite there *starts singing the Beatles Love Me Do...everyone stares at Jess* O wait that didnt happen yet?...I guess theyre still playing at the Cavern then? *everyone is still staring at her* are they in Hamburg then? *cricket cricket*
FNZ: *picks up map* this doesn't look like a map either *holds it up*
FNB: its a hand turkey! see! *holds hand up to the map and sure enough its a tracing of a hand with eyes on the thumb*
Jos: *grabs turkey* dont make fun of my artistic skills!
Jack: *taps Jos* what do we do now? *points to water coming up onto part of the deck*
Just then...
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Jan 9th, 2005 10:53 PM |
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ImAPirate
on the beach with JD
Gender: Female
Location: |
a massive whale with onboard seating comes up to us
jess- uhh are we supposed to ride this thing?
*recording of voice comes on* please pay 5 gold coin admission to board Sir Whale A lot
ghem- but i only have 6....
jos- *takes one gold coin for ghem* there now you have the right amount
ghem- *smiles stupidly*
Jack- LETS BOARD THIS MOTHER!
everyone- *stares at jack with questioning looks on their faces*
FNZ- *jumps on FNBs back and demands a piggy back ride*
MG and kaz- *points at whale*
*everyone else looks around and sees......*
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Jan 10th, 2005 12:43 AM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
Gender: Female
Location: high security padded solitary cell |
A clone of Jack
Jos: ****, that's two, It was annoying enough wiv ONE!
FNZ: Jack! Jack *Waves hand infront of CloneJack's face* wooo Jack!?
CJack: Is there a problem here?
Jos: NOOO, we just got a giant frigging flamingo rotting on our deck while the ship slowly SINKS! but NO! NO PROBLEM!
CJAck: Oh, okay, I'll leave then.
Everyone: NO
Jos: That means YES we HAVE a problem ****stick!
CJack: oh, okay, how can I help.
Jack: ****
FNB: wat can ya do?
CJack: anything
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jessie: by anything wat do u mean?
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
CJack: I mean anything.
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
*Water gradually gets higher*
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jos: can u fix this ship?
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
CJack: yes
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jos: Ghem! Would u ****ing quit it!
MG: well, do it, fix the ship.
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jos: QUIT IT!
CJack: ok, I'll fix the ship *Waves hand*
*Waves of water rock the ship, sinking it lower. A gleaming new ship rises out of the water. The lettering on it read "The Minion"*
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jos: *Hits Ghem* whats the go man?
MG: ummm, wrong ship dude!
CJack: *Looking disappointed* oh, really?
Ghem: wow *pokes CJack* wooow *pokes Jack*
Jack: stopit stopit stopit *Slaps Ghem hard*
Ghem: ow! Jack & Jack...Jack & Jack....
Everyone: SHUTUP!
Ghem:...sorry...
Jack: Stuff this *Hops railling onto The Minion*
*Everyone follows*
But....
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Jan 10th, 2005 12:18 PM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
Gender: Female
Location: high security padded solitary cell |
Jos: Well we can't float here crying all day! Start swimming! NOW! *Swims away towards The Minion*
Ghem: But they are SO far away!
CJack: & getting farther away, by my calculations, they have raised sails & are heading in the opposite direction.
Jos: I can SEE that, which means we should HURRY!
Shonk: Can't CJack just wave his hand & get us there?
*Everyone looks at CJack.....
Who...
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"Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"
Slytherin's official Mental Institution patient
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Jan 11th, 2005 01:26 PM |
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ImAPirate
on the beach with JD
Gender: Female
Location: |
waves his hand and makes the sun go dark
Cjack- this cant be good....
Jack- WHEN I FIND YOU CJACK I'M GOING TO HIT YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WILL SEE LIGHT!
ghem- *confused look on face* now that its dark... how will we know which jack is which?
jos- *sighs* what are we gonna do now!?
Cjack-- I'm going skinny dipping!
Everyone-- OH NO YOUR NOT!
FNB-- who just swam by me?
*no one says anything and its silent*
FNB-- OH MY GOD! ITS A...............
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Jan 12th, 2005 08:03 PM |
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Joscail
HiSecurity Mental Patient
Gender: Female
Location: high security padded solitary cell |
FNB-- OH MY GOD! ITS GIANT SEA TURTLES!!!! HELP!!!
Jos: Quit yer screamning!!!!!!
FNB: HELP! HELP! HELP!
FNZ: Shut it!
FNB: HELP! HELP! HELP!
Jos: If u don't shut up the turtle will EAT ye!
FNB: HE-- I'm quiet...
Ghem: what we gonna do?
Jack: CJack got us into this mess, he can get us out!
CJack: (sounding tired) Can't. Low energy. Solar powered.
Jos: Oh great! That's just GREAT! A clone that can turn off it's own friggin power supply!
Ghem: Can't we use the turtle?
FNZ: How we gonna do that?
*By this time everyone had gotten into a group near the turtles*
Jack: With this *holds something up out of water*
Jos: It's dark u idiot, how we ment to see it?!?!
Jack: It's rope *Starts roping up two sea turtles*
FNB: We're in the middle of the ocean in the dark...where'd u get rope?
Jack: human hair, from me own back.
Ghem: that is just slightly wrong.
FNZ: but it works.
Jos: ye ready yet?
Jack: Yep all done, hop on pirates *helps everyone onto the backs of the two giant sea turtles*
FNB: Now what?
Jack: umm, I don't know.
Ghem: kick it *Hits back of turtles shell, the turtles begin to move slowly* Yay, I did it, I actually did it!
FNZ: Umm, didn't we forget CJack?
Jos: No, I roped him to the back, he's floating back there somewhere.
*A few hours later*
Ghem: Can't they go any fast--
*But her words were cut short because...
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Jan 13th, 2005 05:41 AM |
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ImAPirate
on the beach with JD
Gender: Female
Location: |
*the ocean started draining*
everyone- 
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