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angelsflame265
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It is a diffrence of opion you should respect that and not bash us for it. How would u feel if we came into the Lord of the Rings form and did that?
I like the book because its a good story and it makes it makes magic happen with out going over the top, plus its well written. . not like lord of the rings is, but more current
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seretur
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I have to appologize for what I said. I realize that it was uncalled for. I don't know what I was smoking what I said that. Again I am sorry.
 < this must have been me what I wrote it
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alright.. ppl now come up with some nice jokes... 
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Unicor777
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@ Seretur: There is only one way to apologise, and that would be to tell us a HP joke
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Sep 16th, 2004 01:48 PM |
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emzy
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Hi all i'm loving these jokes! 
I'm not very good at jokes, but i'll give it a try:
Malfoy, Crabbe & Goyle (seniors) had all been caught by the order of the pheonix, and sent to the ministry of magic for their involvement with Voldermort, and other horrible crimes. Fudge tells them that they face execution by a muggle gun-squad for their horrible crimes against muggles.
Malfoy senior is up first. The firing squad aim their guns at him, and Malfoy tries to think of a way to escape. So he shouts "AVALANCHE!"
In all off the confusion, Malfoy manages to get away.
Next up is Crabbe senior. The firing squad aim their guns at him, and Crabbe, thinking of how Malfoy escaped, shouts "FLOOD!"
In all of the confusion, Crabbe manages to escape.
Finnaly it is Goyle seniors turn. As the firing squad takes aim, he thinks of how Malfoy and Crabbe escaped, and thought he would give it a try, so he shouts "FIRE!"
OK i know i knicked the joke. Sorry! 
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Unicor777
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Hahahahahahahaha
One of the best so far .....
It should be nominated for the joke of the week
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Sep 16th, 2004 03:18 PM |
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emzy
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thanx, you're making me blush
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Sep 16th, 2004 03:27 PM |
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Unicor777
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I;m seriuse :
I got one though:
Grabbe and Goyle senior were walking in Leaky Cauldron. They stopped for a drink, under their table a black dog was also resting. Remus and Mad Eye passed by and moony said to remus: " Look at the dog and the two ass holes"... Goyle senior heard that, and once the Order members disappeared he started looking in the back of the dog. Then Grabbe senior asked him:
what are u doing for Merlin's sake
Goyle replied: I'm looking for the second ass- hole because they said the dog has 2 ass-holes
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Sep 17th, 2004 08:43 PM |
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pretty angel
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That was funny 
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Sep 18th, 2004 06:45 AM |
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tigress
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cool Uni
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Sep 18th, 2004 11:48 PM |
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PureBlood101
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harry potter haterz!!! i duel u all and i win!! hahahaha!!
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Sep 21st, 2004 02:07 AM |
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Unicor777
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pureblood maybe u can give us a joke??
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Sep 21st, 2004 07:14 PM |
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PureBlood101
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hey Uni do u have a date for the dance?? PM me plz!
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Sep 22nd, 2004 10:50 PM |
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tigress
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yes he does hun (ME)
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Sep 25th, 2004 09:50 PM |
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Lillytiger
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OK, I shall bravely make an attempt. Really, I should go straight to Gryffindor, for taking such risks! ha!
Anyway.
- Do you know why Goyle never talks to himself?
(and it isn't because he can't talk mates...)
- Because he was told "never to talk to something if he couldn't tell where it had its brains".
(hope I didn't post this twice, in case I did, sorry, I thought the first time hadn't worked...)
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tigress
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lol
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Nov 22nd, 2004 04:44 PM |
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lioness_pride
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these r really funny guys!
keep it up!!!!
i will try to think of one but it may take a while!! 
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Nov 22nd, 2004 06:14 PM |
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AbigaleSnitche
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Okay so I don't tell jokes because most of them are horrible (and very gay no pun intended) but I'll give it a go.
'The proper way of eating a popsicle' Harry mused. 'Is not how you eat it. But how you suck it without dribbling.'
*Hides under a rock now that she's done*
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RogueWitch
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Pureblood, there are no Harry potter haters here to duel cause that one person left take a chill pill . Oh and you're right Kiera Knightly sux
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