(weight lifting) "While your strength is inherant my muscles must be earned. And we must both be at our best... so that we may rip Spiderman into the smallest possible pieces!"
"Tell him again, you know how we were right that's our favourite part"
"ooooooo aren't you the sassy pussycat, We almost regret breaking your nose...almost"
"carnage Brains Yum"
Spidey " Ok the imposter was a shape shifter so that either means it was mysterio or the chameleon"
Venom"Hey Chameleon was our idea we thought of that"
Spidey"Well sone Einstein, who would have wanted to steal octavious's technology?"
Venom"oooo oooo We know, The submariner"
Spidey "the submariner? get real will ya"
Venom "The mighty Thor"
Spidey "Are you out of you mind? don't answer that"
Venom "GALACTUS"
Spidey "forget it Eddie"
Venom "Gotta stop Fallin for us parker"
Venom "Hey where'd Spider wuss go, Spider wuss come out and Play"
Woman in locker room "AGHHHHH"
Venom "ooo sorry lady didnt see a thing"
Venom "hey wanna race ha ha ha parker hates it when I get the drop on him
Spidey "argg I hate it when he gets the drop on me"
Venom " Surf the web surf the web"
Venom " ooo we smell bad symbiote and it aint me"
Venom: you and your wide are inocent parker, our bad"
Spidey"our bad?! our bad im gonna kill you
MJ "Peter Parker just get me out of here now"
Venom: "oooo your in the dog house now dude"
Spidey "ok we are partners but only for now after this its payback time for kidnapping my wife"
Venom "Jeese one little mistake we siad we're sorry"
Venom "hey spidey can you get us Captain America's autograpgh"
Venom "he's going to die o happy happy happy"
Venom "at your service Mashed brains and scrambled faces are our specialty, in your case we are willing to throw in a shatterd vertebrae but thats only if you supply the spine"
venom "top o the mornin"
Aint realy a quote from venom but I think its funny
Spidey "Maybe I can throw him offguard by doin the unexpected <<lunges into venom>> on the other hand predictabilty is a lot less painful"
Pete: Do you think our parents were murdered?
Eddie: What?
Pete: The other night you insinuaded...
Eddie: Do I think the timing is a bit suspect, yes. But dude, it was a whole plane, it was a huge tragedy. Was that because of us? Because of our parents.. I can't even think of someone so full of evil-- I can't even imagine something as horrible as that.
(To Patricia Robertson) "C'mon Sweetie, you can't give us a taste and then take it back."
Spider-man: Okay Eddie, where are you? This is ridiculous. Maybe I should go to the bathroom or something--he always catches me with my pants down, anyway--
Venom: Parker! (Grabs Spider-man)... 3 seconds Parker-- if you're lying-- you're dying.
Spider-man: Get out of town, Eddie-- go somewhere, anywhere I need time to gigure this all out. You're better off-- hwuk!
Venom: You do not tell us anything about being 'better-off' Parker!
Spider-man: But the other symbiote-- she wants to kill you.
Venom: Heh... You don't know anything, do you Parker?
Carnage: Get real, Brock in our cell all you could talk about was filleting the Spider-dude. So let's do 'im together, I'll help.
Venom: A tempting offer but business before pleasure.
"Carnage, as my own father always said, I brought you into this world, so I can take you out of it."
__________________ I cant help the fact that some people confuse my non-existance of inferiority with arrogance.
My pimp game is official thats why I'm freakin' human crack in the flesh.
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