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Echuu
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women arent that bad

just horrible in groups, then they get all pmsy like

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Mar 25th, 2005 03:14 AM

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Demarthl
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and grope panda's

Mar 25th, 2005 03:16 AM

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debbiejo
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It just comes down to one thing..JUST CARE if you do, she'll care for you the same way back...But don't forget women love back rubs too.
You forgot that one.

Mar 25th, 2005 03:20 AM

vaya_the_elf
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Originally posted by Demarthl
big boobs tight ass, beer from the fridge and sex, thats four by my count

Thats why I don't want a man.

I'm no slave.

and i don't do as I'm told.

Nor do i need a man. They just cause trouble.

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Demarthl
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werd. although not all men are moronic wankers no expression

Mar 25th, 2005 03:22 AM

Draco69
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Give them whatever they want.

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Sweet Sacrifice
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Give them whatever they want.

you learned well shifty

Mar 25th, 2005 03:25 AM

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Demarthl
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Give them whatever they want.

you need a slap

Mar 25th, 2005 03:26 AM

vaya_the_elf
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I'm in a weird mood tonight.

Right now guys are evil. Don't ask

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Demarthl
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everyones evil, im in a worse mood

Mar 25th, 2005 03:40 AM

vaya_the_elf
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Me too

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Mar 25th, 2005 03:43 AM

Draco69
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Women are moody. Fact of life.

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Cosmic_Beings
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LanceWindu
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Originally posted by Maya Zurak
Oh c'mon ...we are asking not much ... aren't we?

Yes, yes you are.

I offer you total devotion

, is that enough?

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Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
Woman care a lot. Which not always a bad thing.

Men don't care very much. They only seem to really want one thing from woman.

A rather general claim.

I cared for the girl I fell in love with more than anything else in the world. She messed my mind up so many times because she didn't know what she wanted, she lied and cheated on me.

So now, I'm avoiding relationships for a bit. Now, there is one main reason why I go out (not date) with girls, and that's for sex.

I'm not USING women, I'm not LYING to them. If a girl shows interest in me, I make things abundantly clear. I don't lead girls on, I don't lie to girls, I don't betray girls. I'm honest.

If I'm in a relationship, I'm in it 100% to make it work and to make the girl I'm with, happy. I don't take relationships lightly and until I find someone I can trust to be with, that's how I'm gonna be.

It's not a case of "Men want one thing". If they do, there's a reason. Not all men only want sex because it's good.

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Clovie

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Originally posted by KidRock
It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

53. to never forget
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace

we don't need that much

*gets sure to be alone till ever*

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Mar 25th, 2005 05:53 PM

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Storm
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Re: How to make a women happy..

This is what I told Fire:

I would not ask from you,
anything that you were not capable of giving.
I would not ask from you,
anything but that which I truly need.
And I would not take from you,
without giving equal value in return.

And that sums it up.

Mar 25th, 2005 05:58 PM

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Tired-Hiker
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Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
A rather general claim.

I cared for the girl I fell in love with more than anything else in the world. She messed my mind up so many times because she didn't know what she wanted, she lied and cheated on me.

So now, I'm avoiding relationships for a bit. Now, there is one main reason why I go out (not date) with girls, and that's for sex.

I'm not USING women, I'm not LYING to them. If a girl shows interest in me, I make things abundantly clear. I don't lead girls on, I don't lie to girls, I don't betray girls. I'm honest.

If I'm in a relationship, I'm in it 100% to make it work and to make the girl I'm with, happy. I don't take relationships lightly and until I find someone I can trust to be with, that's how I'm gonna be.

It's not a case of "Men want one thing". If they do, there's a reason. Not all men only want sex because it's good.

-AC

That was sooooooo me these past few months! I totally agree with your views. yes

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Korri
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Dad doesnt know how to make me happy. no expression

Mar 25th, 2005 06:38 PM

Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Re: Re: How to make a women happy..

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Storm
This is what I told Fire:

I would not ask from you,
anything that you were not capable of giving.
I would not ask from you,
anything but that which I truly need.
And I would not take from you,
without giving equal value in return.

And that sums it up.

That is the ultimate thing to live for. Until I recieve and can give that, I'll remain a man whore. Basically though, I'm kinda settling down and I'm in love with someone and now I'll shut up. embarrasment

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