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theEvilJedi
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Location: Louisiana
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Re: vader's first lines
An gray hair so soon?Doesn't matter.It will eventually happen to us all sadly.
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Anakin Skywalker: (Being tied up) "I've decided to come and rescue you."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: (Looks up at his chains) "Good job!"
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Sep 17th, 2000 07:14 AM |
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Dim
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Southern California
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Re: vader's first lines
I don't know......I'm not very happy about it. Maybe it's different with eyebrow hair. God I hope so...What sucks is my hair's so dark..If I start going grey now I'll have to dye it...and I'm lazy. What color is your hair EJ?
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Sep 17th, 2000 08:57 AM |
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Xantos Clone
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vaders first lines
how about:
"Master, what does this button on my chest do??"
or "Master.....what if I have to take a leak?...is there a button for that or do I have to take all of this stuff off?"
or "YOU MEAN EVERYTHING IS MECHANICAL!??"
or "Master...what if I sneez?..."
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Sep 17th, 2000 11:45 AM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Re: vaders first lines
Xantos Clone, those were brilliant!
Dim, actually I'm 32!!!! I would worry about a grey hair, I found my first grey hair when I was about 24, but then they say it supposed to be distinguished on a man...
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Sep 17th, 2000 07:21 PM |
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Dim
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Southern California
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Re: vaders first lines
Yeah XC, so far I think yours is the winner 
RC, I hate to break it to you ...but you're not old. You might feel old..but you're nowhere near old yet...In fact, most would say that you're in your prime, so you better live it up..(this is as good as it gets buddy! heheheh J/K  )
Lets not talk about my grey hair anymore...it's too depressing.
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Sep 17th, 2000 09:00 PM |
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Ratcat
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Re: vaders first lines
OH Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!! 
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Sep 17th, 2000 09:12 PM |
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Dim
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Southern California
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Re: vaders first lines
No prob
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Sep 18th, 2000 05:23 AM |
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theEvilJedi
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Registered: Jun 2000
Location: Louisiana
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Re: vaders first lines
I have brown hair-I'm Italian you know.Now back on topic.
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Anakin Skywalker: (Being tied up) "I've decided to come and rescue you."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: (Looks up at his chains) "Good job!"
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Sep 18th, 2000 05:55 AM |
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Dim
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Southern California
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Re: vaders first lines
Yes my Italian Master
I think his first line should be something like "but, what if I need to itch something..."...Okay, that was lame, but I tried 
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Sep 18th, 2000 10:35 AM |
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Ratcat
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Re: vaders first lines
OK, ok, here you go then.
Vaders First Line:
"Yes My Master, I will wipe the Jedi from the face of the Universe... But can you pass the after sun first...
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Sep 18th, 2000 02:06 PM |
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Dim
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Southern California
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Re: vaders first lines
Okay...admittlingy i'm drunkk right now..but i don't get it...
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Sep 18th, 2000 02:22 PM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Re: vaders first lines
Well good for you, getting wrecked once in a while never hurt anyone, unless they were driving of course then it can get a little dicey.
Anyway, I always find the best way to ruin a joke is to explain it but here goes.
He's just been burnt in the lava, user the after sun to stop the burning like you would for sun burn... geezzzzusss.
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Sep 18th, 2000 06:46 PM |
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Dim
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Southern California
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Re: vaders first lines
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH...I got it...after sun is sun burn ointment....gotcha...That's what messed me up  , I sat there for 20 minutes reading that trying to figure it out...
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Sep 18th, 2000 07:36 PM |
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Ratcat
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Re: vaders first lines
Sorry, I thought After Sun was available in the US.
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Sep 18th, 2000 09:02 PM |
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theEvilJedi
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Registered: Jun 2000
Location: Louisiana
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Re: vaders first lines
Not the Italian Master-The Italian Stailon
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Anakin Skywalker: (Being tied up) "I've decided to come and rescue you."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: (Looks up at his chains) "Good job!"
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Sep 19th, 2000 02:09 AM |
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Dim
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Southern California
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Re: vaders first lines
That's okay...It might be available but I just don't know...I'm not really the tanning type.
That's Italian Stallion EJ
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Sep 19th, 2000 02:28 AM |
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KJ
Sausages
Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Scotland
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Re: vaders first lines
WOW! EJ are you realy Italian? I've never met a real Italian before. You are so lucky!
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Sep 19th, 2000 02:52 AM |
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Ratcat
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Re: vaders first lines
What? Like lucky you found a quarter or lucky you won the lottery?
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Sep 19th, 2000 02:56 AM |
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KJ
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Scotland
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Re: vaders first lines
It was my attempt at sarcasm.
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Sep 19th, 2000 03:18 AM |
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Ratcat
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Re: vaders first lines
Sorry, it's late. But you know that being in the UK also.
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Sep 19th, 2000 03:39 AM |
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