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Fëanor
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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
For The Appraisal

Oh, so yep...Hmmm, there it is. OK! One day as I began my birth I had a positive reflection on days gone by. Sure, it could be misconstrued by the doubting, but I really began my life seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries - that's it for now - before I popped...Let me stop you....there. Mmm, that's better. Before we begin our journey we must mark out the signs that guided us to where we are. So, begins the path of pleasure.

1) Rid Thee Of Thy Shame

Oh-boy! This is a difficult one, but it's imperative for your progress. Get use to not admiring/despising your own reflection. Have a glance, by all means...Consider your faults, if you must...But then...LET THAT SHIT GO! What is the point in considering yourself in the instanteous moment of your life? You're not in a movie. You're not a picture postcard on your perfect wall. You're just you as you live and breathe! There is no library of past poses and nonsense said. Just forget it and breathe. Look. Listen. Laugh. Last, I think you've got pimples.

2) Real-Time Courtesy

Shit, if we all just helped someone in need, then there would be no people in need. It's that simple. Don't wait for someone else to do it. YOU DO IT! Think this way and even cloudy days where you feel you can only see two-steps infront of you will feel less claustrophobic.

3) Simple, Natural Beauty

If you live in a city, look up. If you live on the coast, look far. If you live on a mountain, look down. If you live on the flats, consider the expanse. Everyone covered? Good. Let's move on...

4) You Know That Funny Thing You Said?

Say it again. Then, when everyone is bored of you saying it, say it with a different tone of voice. Mock yourself and the world will follow you. Stand proud and dull, then the living world sucks your soul as you are devoid of light. Not all light is electric or natural, dontchaknow...

5) Positive Reactions Lead To Refractions

What was that I said about shame? Yeah, ya dig? Down-down-down and out. Up-up-up and about. Ya hearin' me?

Is all for now. More shall follow. Add your own, if ya down wid tha flava I'm seasoning...
And so spoke He, that Was, and Is....Mr. E. Negma! Like soyu on sticky rice! Y'gotta luv it!!

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NunYahBidness
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Location: ...cause I'm right here yo!!

Ya Krunk'd...I can dig it maaan!

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Syren
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Location: every which way but loose

I'm diggin' that flava yes


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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

Fan-Q, people.

I'm currently on a hiatus from thinking too much as I just broke-up wid ma g-friend. Could nae take the pressure no mo', ya dig? High-maintenance girls need to chill da chook out.


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Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

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justjakk
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thats right, i have a shovel too.


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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Fan-Q, people.

I'm currently on a hiatus from thinking too much as I just broke-up wid ma g-friend. Could nae take the pressure no mo', ya dig? High-maintenance girls need to chill da chook out.
women can be so woman-like. "sigh" i can only wish to one day live in the shadow of a woman who wants to rule my life with an iron fist and maybe a whip and brass-knuckles.


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NunYahBidness
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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Fan-Q, people.

I'm currently on a hiatus from thinking too much as I just broke-up wid ma g-friend. Could nae take the pressure no mo', ya dig? High-maintenance girls need to chill da chook out.
Well that sucks like a $5 thai hooker dat wanna suck-suck the man-pop!!!! But life goes on, and on, and on...then just when you think you've had enough, BAM!!! The prophylactic breaks. What do you do??
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Originally posted by justjakk
women can be so woman-like. "sigh" i can only wish to one day live in the shadow of a woman who wants to rule my life with an iron fist and maybe a whip and brass-knuckles.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You'll rue the day when you remember saying that my oh-so-naive boy child!

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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

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Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Well that sucks like a $5 thai hooker dat wanna suck-suck the man-pop!!!! But life goes on, and on, and on...then just when you think you've had enough, BAM!!! The prophylactic breaks. What do you do??


Repudiate, procrastinate, refuse to co-habitate, then have some fun with a monosyllabic, pneumatic bimbo who was been plastinate...ted?

Nearly...


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

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Fëanor
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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Fan-Q, people.

I'm currently on a hiatus from thinking too much as I just broke-up wid ma g-friend. Could nae take the pressure no mo', ya dig? High-maintenance girls need to chill da chook out.
Oh man, dude!!! I feel yah...just don't go playing silly silly sad songs, and the world will be awright.

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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

I'm not down like that, yo. It's kinda like a relief more than anything...I put up with her demands for too long, my friend...too long. Now, the world is my oyster and I've got a healthy choice between a couple of Saffa beauties and some Taiwanese tofu...Ahhhh, choices, choices...


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

Old Post Oct 6th, 2005 01:19 AM
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justjakk
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Gender: Male
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Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Well that sucks like a $5 thai hooker dat wanna suck-suck the man-pop!!!! But life goes on, and on, and on...then just when you think you've had enough, BAM!!! The prophylactic breaks. What do you do?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You'll rue the day when you remember saying that my oh-so-naive boy child!
i probably will, but oh what a day that will be


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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I'm not down like that, yo. It's kinda like a relief more than anything...I put up with her demands for too long, my friend...too long. Now, the world is my oyster and I've got a healthy choice between a couple of Saffa beauties and some Taiwanese tofu...Ahhhh, choices, choices...
tofu is fat free.


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Ya Krunk'd Floo
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Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

But Saffas have mo' cushin' for da pushin'...


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

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NunYahBidness
You can stop looking, now

Gender: Male
Location: ...cause I'm right here yo!!

I hope to GOD! you don't start writing crap!

My heart is full of pain
The sun is gone, replaced with rain.
Stay. Don't go. I am sad.
I love you! Please! I'm good. not bad.


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Syren
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Gender: Female
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I wouldn't mind seeing some crap from Krunk eek!


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Ya Krunk'd Floo
Moving with the swell.

Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

Some crap...

Dear

Dear, you're fuct, your mind is bunk,
All I'm gonna miss is hittin' yo' junk,
Smack dat ass and ride yo' tail,
Lovin' all the shrieks, sighs and wails.

I'm a cool cat, did't fuc any other,
What a shame yo' argued wid me, lover,
Now, I'm gone and you want me back,
Don't know if I wanna Round 2 in da sack...

I'm bored of yo' moaning - and not in a good way,
Yo' found fault wid me, even dough everyday I pay,
"You forgot to call", "You didn't answer fast"...
B!tch, I'm da one workin as yo' sit on yo' ass!

Nows, alls good, I'm only really playin,
But I ain't got the time for mo' strainin',
I'd rather we break, than hear mo' of dat shit,
It's time to pull da curtains, fo' us dats it.

Please note...I'm really not angry or even that sad. I've been resigning myself to breaking-up with her since June. The only stupid thing is that when she has promised me she'd change, I've always believed her. Everytime the 'change' has lasted about a week...bub-byeeeeeeeee.


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

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Coldfire
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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Some crap...

Dear

Dear, you're fuct, your mind is bunk,
All I'm gonna miss is hittin' yo' junk,
Smack dat ass and ride yo' tail,
Lovin' all the shrieks, sighs and wails.

I'm a cool cat, did't fuc any other,
What a shame yo' argued wid me, lover,
Now, I'm gone and you want me back,
Don't know if I wanna Round 2 in da sack...

I'm bored of yo' moaning - and not in a good way,
Yo' found fault wid me, even dough everyday I pay,
"You forgot to call", "You didn't answer fast"...
B!tch, I'm da one workin as yo' sit on yo' ass!

Nows, alls good, I'm only really playin,
But I ain't got the time for mo' strainin',
I'd rather we break, than hear mo' of dat shit,
It's time to pull da curtains, fo' us dats it.

Please note...I'm really not angry or even that sad. I've been resigning myself to breaking-up with her since June. The only stupid thing is that when she has promised me she'd change, I've always believed her. Everytime the 'change' has lasted about a week...bub-byeeeeeeeee.

I have to say that I like this one stick out tongue


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NunYahBidness
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Gender: Male
Location: ...cause I'm right here yo!!

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Some crap...

Dear

Dear, you're fuct, your mind is bunk,
All I'm gonna miss is hittin' yo' junk,
Smack dat ass and ride yo' tail,
Lovin' all the shrieks, sighs and wails.

I'm a cool cat, did't fuc any other,
What a shame yo' argued wid me, lover,
Now, I'm gone and you want me back,
Don't know if I wanna Round 2 in da sack...

I'm bored of yo' moaning - and not in a good way,
Yo' found fault wid me, even dough everyday I pay,
"You forgot to call", "You didn't answer fast"...
B!tch, I'm da one workin as yo' sit on yo' ass!

Nows, alls good, I'm only really playin,
But I ain't got the time for mo' strainin',
I'd rather we break, than hear mo' of dat shit,
It's time to pull da curtains, fo' us dats it.

Please note...I'm really not angry or even that sad. I've been resigning myself to breaking-up with her since June. The only stupid thing is that when she has promised me she'd change, I've always believed her. Everytime the 'change' has lasted about a week...bub-byeeeeeeeee.
HAHAHA!!!! I love yah maaan!!!! Shit ain't crap!
quote: (post)
Originally posted by Coldfire
I have to say that I like this one stick out tongue
Will wonders never cease! I am surprised!

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Coldfire
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Gender: Female
Location: Vancouver, Canada

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Originally posted by NunYahBidness
HAHAHA!!!! I love yah maaan!!!! Shit ain't crap! Will wonders never cease! I am surprised!

sounds like something I was gonna write... and prolly still am... tho mines gonna be more like *** you a$$hole I can't believe you erm


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Ya Krunk'd Floo
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Gender: Male
Location: West of the Sun.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Coldfire
sounds like something I was gonna write


I have never felt more offended than I do right now.


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Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.

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