Well, the first incident was embarrasing because my dad saw what was going on. The second because I was running outside towards the cabinin my boxers, and people were outside... The third Bespin Bart saw what was happening.
I think I may have mentioned some of these before but here goes anyway........
Once, at work, I was going through all the items on the back of a lorry, and checking them off the delivery note. I was so engrossed in what I was doing I walked right off the back of the truck and landed face first.
The 1st time I met Mrs.MM's family at a BBQ at thier house I got blind drunk, fell off the chair I was sat on and fell into a big hole in the ground her dad had dug for a pond.
Once I took a customer out for a drink in B'ham and we got to talking about the girls who worked at his office. I commented that the only one worth looking at was the blonde one I'd met the day before. This turned out to be his fiancee.
I was once on the phone to a female buyer from one of our customers and for once she was being nice (she was usually a right *****). When I put the phone down I turned to one of the people in my office and said something really sexist like, "...she was being nice today, maybe she wants a ****....". We all had a big manly laugh until someone pointed out I hadn't put the phone down properly. I never picked it up to find out if she was still listening but she's never asked to speak to me again.
I'd just like to add to my earlier admission that I am not prone to these types of sexist outbursts, its just I was in a funny mood and the woman in question was always horrible to me.
i used to think my life was horrible, my life seems perfect next to wat u people did, how stupid can one person be????? i mean, im brainless (literally) and i have had like 2 or 3 embarrasing things happen to me that i can remember...
I dont' have any embarrassing moments, it's either because I don't have them or I just blank them from my memory, I would like to think it's the former but am afraid its probably the latter.
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