The bloody cheek of it!
I wouldnt mind but he started off as a dogs body to begin with!
I'm so pissed right now i cant tell you...
Mr -i'm-orlando-therefore-i-deserve-more-action-scenes-and-i-want-to-wear-my-blond-wig-Bloom has only tried to have his cake an eat it!
He strolled into the office like he was floating on air...his hair whipping around his face....i should have turned the fan off, really.
He DEMANDED-Yes, DEMANDED that his character be more heroic and more 'sparrow-like' in the film...
I think he's missed the concept of 'money maker' ....and Will was never the money maker to begin with...
But Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Just for reference: That was an evil laugh and i did not intend to try and communicate with Bwa ha ha on the boards in any way...not after i put the restraining order on her, anyway...)
Little does Orlando know, but there may be a few...erm....'cut backs' in the future....and we've got to think of a way to do it...
wouldn't it be really coincidental if Will's name just happens to get 'redundant' by the side of it....
hehehehe...yes im an evil b***ard...but just remember that if you try to piss on my bonfire, then i will piss on yours!
Shes been asleep for about an hour now...after practically feeding her that malt whiskey she was out like a light!
She got the hump about me having the boys over for a 'games' night...i told her it was never easy living with a man!
The electricity board called and told me that the boat wouldnt be ready for another week or so...so ive taken camp in Keiras lving area in her Trailor...to her utter disgust.
To HER utter disgust?!
I'M the one who should be disgusted!!!!
Atleast i dont leave my booby-vests lying around the place!
I tell you, the amount of pink frilly thongs i've found myself making friends with, its amazing that she can have house guests!
Kev went about an hour ago...i think he still had a hangover....he was turing green...so either he was still suffereing or he's been on the 'wackie-baccie'.... which wouldnt be the first time, if you get my meaning.....
And now theres just Ted left...who is finding it hard to actaully put down the control pad....even if i killed him i wouldnt be able to prise it from his lifeless fingers.....hogger!
Maybe i should throw a frilly thong at him...that'd be enough to cause a heart attack.....
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LMFAO, THONGS!
HAHAHA, I NEVER EVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
HILARIOUS, SOOOO,OOOOOOO,OOOO FUNNY!
__________________ He smiles and whispers her true nature; pirate.
She doesn't drink, tears sting in her eyes. His face when she left, walked out of his life. This is not my pic, it belongs to Kalin from KTTC. All hail Kalin and her wonderful picture making ways.
What a day!
I did my first drunk scene! i think i handled it quite well considering i WAS actually drunk!!
It was johnnys fault...i said i needed the rum in my hands, and obviously he saw fit to give me a REAL bottle...but i didnt care after the first few gulps....strong stuff!!!
So there i was frollicking about in the background when Keira and johnny were having this really intense scene about some stupid bloody compass...i really find it hard to understand storylines in this film...how a child is supposed to understand, i dont know!
I dont really remember much after that i'm sorry to say...although when i did eventually come around from my alcohol-induced coma everyone said it was the best work i had ever done!
Bloody typical!...it'll just teach me to get absolutely Legless in the future...
hehe...legless...isnt that the character orlando played in lord of the flies??? ...damn, sorry..i think im still a little tipsy.....
Zippidy do dar....Zippidy Ay....
and i bet that song sticks in your head now that you've read it!!!!
See....i'm babbling again now...
need sleep....or alcohol....or both.....
you know what they say....in for a penny, in for a pound....
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LOL!
MMMMMMMMM...........Ice Cream.
I love Jack Davenport, he so rocks. And I love the way Norrie is so high and mighty even when he was degraded to the lowest of the low, for him, a bloody pirate.
Lol. Genius.
__________________ He smiles and whispers her true nature; pirate.
She doesn't drink, tears sting in her eyes. His face when she left, walked out of his life. This is not my pic, it belongs to Kalin from KTTC. All hail Kalin and her wonderful picture making ways.
Gender: Female Location: Where Ever The Wind Takes Me, I Go
YES YES YES. I love you siggy.
It's so wonderful, the new Norrie meets Jack meets the old Norrie. Funny, and very smexy.
Jack Davenport is THE best.
__________________ He smiles and whispers her true nature; pirate.
She doesn't drink, tears sting in her eyes. His face when she left, walked out of his life. This is not my pic, it belongs to Kalin from KTTC. All hail Kalin and her wonderful picture making ways.
and how...any ways....it says VN in the corner (SOMEONE FINALLY NOTICED!!!!!!!!!!!) any how it stands for viva norrington! this is put on all my norrie sigs protesting his possible demise...
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Have you ever woken up to a man snoring so loud that you thought there may be a possible earthquake outside??
Times that by 1000 and you have Mr Depp in the mornings!
I mean honestly...how Vanessa puts up with him is beyond me!
AND to top it all off i found him lying there clutching one of my thongs!...hes getting weirder and weirder as time goes by....
I made eggs and bacon this morning...for myself considering i wasnt planning on johnny getting up BEFORE midday...and then i suddenly remembered that he had a date with 'the kracken'...
they've decided to do the slime scene early because everything is hectic and up in the air at the moment...even my few scenes with orlando have been put on hold!
So i attempt to wake the beast...but when he's asleep its like he's died and gone to heaven...theres no waking him at all!!!
So i decided to eat my breakfast AND turn on his playstation...but i must have done something wrong with the memory card because i deleted something called 'do not delete or i will chop your bollocks off' ....
...well...considering i HAVE no bollocks it obviously did not apply to me...
so i deleted it...and it was as if a siren had gone off in the room!!
JUST from pressing that tiny button, Johnny was fully awake and absolutely furious with me!
Honestly, you wouldnt think he was a man!
actually....yes you would...that is exactly what you would think he was...
Hes not speaking to me now anyway...and hes put little post-it notes around MY trailor telling ME what i can and cannot touch!!!!!!!
The only thing post-it free is my pavaroti disk collection...
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This is not my pic, it belongs to Kalin from KTTC. All hail Kalin and her wonderful picture making ways.
