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Batman shouldn't even be pitted against Apocalypse. Apoc takes this 10/10. All he needs is one punch...and Bats is dead. I'm sure he could manage to get that one punch in at one point or another.
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Jul 11th, 2007 07:47 PM
batdude123
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Hell no it won't!
Apocalypse's body is totally under his control and at least half celestial tech. Your puny nanites won't do jack. 2nd, what's stopping Apoc from making a forcefield, TKing the missiles away, taking control of their tech, etc?
And you're comparing Apocalypse to Plastic Man? Come on, you know better. They are vastly different kinds of shape-shifting. Your attack would stomp Plas, but Apocalypse can just remove the magnesium from his body or render himself unable to be frozen. Or he can mindrape Batman at the start of the fight, thus rendering him catatonic.
Are you and llagrok f*cking stupid? You can't recognize a joke when you see one?
Pity ftw.
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Jul 11th, 2007 07:55 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Hell no it won't!
Apocalypse's body is totally under his control and at least half celestial tech. Your puny nanites won't do jack. 2nd, what's stopping Apoc from making a forcefield, TKing the missiles away, taking control of their tech, etc?
And you're comparing Apocalypse to Plastic Man? Come on, you know better. They are vastly different kinds of shape-shifting. Your attack would stomp Plas, but Apocalypse can just remove the magnesium from his body or render himself unable to be frozen. Or he can mindrape Batman at the start of the fight, thus rendering him catatonic. All that sounds purty, but where exactly is your proof?
When has Apoc done such a ridiculous thing?
Everything that gets debated about him, is based on theories, and bios (which are used to say he can grant himself any power).
What you said, is about as plausible as fatnude said.
Also, Motherbox ftw!
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Jul 11th, 2007 08:00 PM
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Jul 11th, 2007 08:02 PM
batdude123
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tyrant
Also, Motherbox ftw!
Oh SHIT!!! I completely forgot about the mother box Batman has.
Yeah, Apocalypse is fu cked.
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Jul 11th, 2007 08:04 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tyrant
All that sounds purty, but where exactly is your proof?
When has Apoc done such a ridiculous thing?
Everything that gets debated about him, is based on theories, and bios (which are used to say he can grant himself any power).
What you said, is about as plausible as fatnude said.
Also, Motherbox ftw!
Which are used to say
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Jul 11th, 2007 08:16 PM
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I deem this thread, entertaining
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Jul 11th, 2007 09:44 PM
larryfilmmaker
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Batman being exaggerated as usual. The dude who couldn't save Jason Todd from a clown with a crowbar can take Apocalypse? I love Batman, but enough is enough with the dude already.
Jul 11th, 2007 10:55 PM
larryfilmmaker
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And I just redubbed Batman "The Dude" by mistake.
Jul 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Juntai
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Re: Batman vs Apocalypse
quote: (post ) Originally posted by don't shiv
Batman has 2 hours prep and all his tech
No Teleporting away for Nur.
Batman can teleport too.
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Jul 11th, 2007 11:31 PM
batdude123
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Re: Re: Batman vs Apocalypse
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Juntai
Batman can teleport too.
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Jul 11th, 2007 11:48 PM
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batman is very overrated
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the ninjak
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Poccy 10/10. Battyboy ain't doing crap to him. 2 hrs is not enough.
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Oct 4th, 2010 03:17 AM
D_Dude1210
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Batman batkicks a battable at Apocalypse. The power of the attack switches off Apoc's X-Gene and disrupts the Celestial tech. The impact of it reduces him to base atoms.
Oct 4th, 2010 03:41 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Batman batkicks a battable at Apocalypse. The power of the attack switches off Apoc's X-Gene and disrupts the Celestial tech. The impact of it reduces him to base atoms.
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Oct 4th, 2010 04:00 AM
chomperx9
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Yeah Batman has 2 hours to wax his boots for Bat Kick
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Oct 4th, 2010 04:04 AM
iceman24567
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Batman easily
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Oct 4th, 2010 04:06 AM
Wenjun Chew
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Kind of an old thread, but I would put my money on Batman.
That's provided if Batman has at least 6 months of prep with pre-existing knowledge on Apocalypse's biography, his powers and abilities and his history of attacks.
He could come up with a plan to trick Apocalypse to fall for and then win. I definitely can see Batman come up with something to beat Apocalypse, even if he had no outside help in the battle.
Aug 1st, 2014 04:47 PM
Silent Master
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The OP says 2 hours prep, so wouldn't you saying that Batman needs at least 6 months prep mean that Apoc wins?
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