Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
I guess this is weird, but barbossabeth doesn't disgust me. I'm not a fan of it, not at all and would never ever ship it, but it just doesn't have the gag factor it probably should, lol.
Anyone notice that even on her own thread, our main concern for Lizzie is who she should be paired with? Oh well.
Yeah, thats a good point Willo. Though I'm a sparrabether heart and soul (and a norribether second) - I also like an independent Lizzie, standing on her own, pillaging the seas. She is such a strong character, you just gotta love her
Barbossabeth creeped me out for a long time, until AWE when we got to see more of Barbossa's character - I still wouldn't ship it, but it doesn't gross me out like Teagueabeth *shudder*
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
I think the best moment for Lizzie is her speech in AWE. It's cheesy, yes, but it's a big, big moment for her. We saw up until then that she was gorgeous, quick on her feet, clever, brave, and most of the time noble in spite of being a bit too ballsy for her own good. And here we saw that she is a leader. The pirates won't be let down with her as their king and it's so great to see a woman motivating everyone up for a war. She joined the ranks of Patton there (the character, not the real person...I'm not that obsessive) and we knew an awesome battle would happen afterwards.
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Ahem, this is called "Why Elizabeth's Life Sucks"
1. At some point in her life, her mom dies and her dad has no sense of adventure
2. While crossing over to the Caribbean should have been an adventurous experience, she is put in charge of young Will. While this isn't really a bad experience, it's a lot to unload on a little girl, especially when she thinks the boy is a pirate.
3. Elizabeth has a crush on Will....and is called "Miss Swann," leading her to believe Will doesn't like her.
4. A guy that she might have had a strong friendship with (James) ruins things by proposing to her.
5. She almost drowns.
6. She's kidnapped from her home by mean pirates.
7. She has to deal with Pintel and Ragetti.
8. She gets the sh*t scared out of her upon discovering the mean pirates are actually undead pirates.
9. Barbossa smacks her so hard she passes out and has a nasty cut on her hand.
10. It is implied she will be raped by the crew after they capture her, Jack, and Will. While that doesn't happen to her, that's terrifying enough.
11. She is forced to walk the plank and is marooned. While Jack is there and that makes it all better, there is the thought in the back of her head that they'll both just die there. I'm sure she'd have a great time with him if they had a little rowboat to go places for food, water, and shelter.
12. She has to break the guy's heart that proposed to her.
13. Her expensive wedding is ruined and her dress looks like baby poop.
14. Somewhere along the line, her beautiful wavy brown hair turned into dry, straw-colored crap.
15. She sits in jail where her fiance won't kiss her, but a bunch of low-lifes are more than willing to.
16. She finds out that not only is Will not with Jack so the trio idea is gone, but Will is actually with Davy Jones.
17. She has the guilty feelings of lusting after Jack while engaged to Will. (I'm counting this as bad because it does cause her a lot of stress and she's kind of the Yoko Ono of the series)
18. She's attacked by a kraken.
19. The only way she kisses Jack is if she's going to kill him. She does, and she feels terrible and is wracked with guilt.
20. Her fiance won't talk to her and she won't talk to him because they're really children who are not ready for marriage.
21. Her other friend (Jack) is mean to her when she sees him again.
22. Her dad dies!!!!!!!
23. She finds out Will keeps secrets from her...finds out deception is a two-way street.
24. She's almost raped by a guy who thinks she's a goddess. I wonder if after the sex he would have changed his mind....
25. Seconds after being named captain, the ship is captured. You can't tell me she didn't see that as a bad omen.
26. She meets her old friend (James) and suspects he helped kill her dad.
27. She meets her future faither-in-law who is a crazy coral reef.
28. Her friend dies after remind her how much he loves her!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. She gets her wedding...during a battle on a ship where Barbossa of all people marries them.
30. Davy Jones knocks her out.
31. She watches Will die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32. She finds out that Will is okay for the time being, but they can never really be together because he is cursed to ferry souls lost at sea for 10 years, after which he can see her for all of 24 hours before going out for another 10 years. Oh, and possibly....she might have to go without falling in love/sex with someone else because that may or may not free him from the curse....I'm confused.
33. Her pirate friends who have all had sex before embarass her as they lead her to her rowboat to go lose her virginity in the perverted Wizard of Oz scene.
34. Jack won't kiss her goodbye.
35. Surprise, surprise...her 24 hours with her husband are up and he's out to sea.
36. We have no idea if she had a lot of support being pregnant, giving birth, and raising her son on top of being the Pirate King. I'm sure Teague and the "citizens" of Shipwreck Cove helped her and Jack came to help her out, but we don't know for sure.
37. Although she retains her figure, after 10 years fashion has changed and baggy vests are in.
I just laughed so hard i snorted. all thanks to Willo, who always knows when to provide us with entertainment so rich and classic we hardly deserve it. I can't even begin. i was going to quote the parts i liked best, but i think i would have to quote the whole thing... oh my word... i loved the last one, i loved the part about them not being ready for marriage, the baby poop dress, the fact that her hair got disgusting, the perverted wizard of oz scene... HAHAHAHA> XOXOXOXO thank you.
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