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Sadako of Girth
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He was old school.

Influenced by Anthony J O'Thescreamsastheyskerweredhiscatflap
and Ben Burnt all the way in his thinking..

He was very committed. Industry lore has it that he once took a fully heated red hot poker to his own tongue just to simulate the sizzling sound of a tongue being burned with a waffle iron in the 1983 episode of the Love Boat:" the Crispening of Laura Peters".
(The sound was subtly blended with the sound of a burning Zeppelin and crew)

He studied under Dave Slashingyoursexberriesmanicallywithahedgetrimmer and Edward Kickingintheteethofoldladiesspecificallytoenjoythe
brittlecrunchingnoises
at the columbia Universal school of arts in 1972 where his earliest influences in hyperrealism were apparently seeing a rough cut of Lewis Knifeyknifeystabstabstab's "The evisceration of a clown", and hearing how Slashingyoursexberriesmanicallywithahedgetrimmer was working on Bozo the clown's head being smashed into a wall.
(The sound of an actual hired ex-circus clown's head being smashed into a concrete wall at 30 miles an hour, was combined with a bag of wet sand being dropped 4 feet off of a forklift pallet, to achieve the depth of sound in Bozo's beating.)

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Nov 17th, 2010 09:38 AM

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queeq
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Yes, those are the romantic days when people still tried to go out and get people to make sounds with. Very unlike John Iprefercrunchingbabiesinmycozystudio who prefers to just do the effects on others. I think the only time he uses something of his own was dropping his collection of toe nails for the sound of walking rats for the famous scene in "Brains for Breakfast' where the rats come and crawl into Beryl Pleasestaplemytitstogether ears to eat her brainstem.

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Sadako of Girth
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Nobody eats a brainstem like Pleasestabplemytitstogether.

Classic stuff.

Even Fiona Violentlyhassexwithchainsawtileveryoneiscoveredinb
loodandsexfluids at the height of her fame when working with Peter Van Runningoverpeopleatthelevelcrossingforfun, would have struggled to convey as much sincerity on screen as that....

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Nov 18th, 2010 09:13 AM

queeq
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My favourite film with Pleasestaplemytitstogether is however not a gore thriller but the comedy 'Power Drill that Cavity' by Harris Itsfunforeverwhenyourcheeksareslashed.

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Nov 18th, 2010 05:34 PM

Sadako of Girth
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It bought warmth and family comedy to the genre for a couple of installments....A criminally overlooked phase of horror.

It wasn't until 1993 and William Knifingthemallintheirsleepanddancingaroundnakedint
heirknifedoffskin's magnum opus: 'Chronicles of a Nun-Immolator' thata the darker tone returned....and how..!

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Nov 18th, 2010 10:26 PM

queeq
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That was a welcome return to the dark tones. I think one of the major revelations was the totally innovative minimal musci scor by Alan Playingpianowithmybleedingamputatedfingers.

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Nov 19th, 2010 05:51 PM

Sadako of Girth
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Location: McClane's Right one

Knifingthemallintheirsleepanddancingaroundnakedint
heirknifedoffskin
was wise pairing Playingpianowithmybleeingamputatedfingers
with John Fryingforhoursafterpissinginanelectricblanketthene
xploding on that score.

His modal tonal pallet and choice, rhythmic phrasing was subtle and delicate in the lead up to the goat detonation scene, adding emotional nuance, then embracing a tonal cataclysm, his viciousness complimenting the beautiful strings and eerie Hammond organ arranged by Playingpianowithmybleedingamputatedfingers.

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Nov 19th, 2010 06:37 PM

queeq
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No wonder he's director Hangingupsidedownbymyballsonredhotpianowire's favourite composer... the guy knows his stuff.

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Nov 21st, 2010 11:27 AM

Sadako of Girth
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And who would be the one to try to tell HIM hes wrong?! smile

(With marked horror classics of his own like "Treadmill terror: Fury at the gym", "Cannibal escalator II", "Whore mutilator", "Arise! Satani!", and the terrifying "Catholic Church: The documentary".)

Speaking of 'Cannibal Escalator II', easter eggs fans will be able to spot the original movie's Lead actor Lewis O'Hangshisballsonatyrerotatingatspeedsequivalentto
100mph in the crowd in the scene where the 767 lands completely and neatly in Luke's arse, in addition to Charlie Violentfistrhythms and Seamus Phillip O'Spankspankspankspankmashspankspank who worked lighting and production respectively.

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Nov 21st, 2010 01:54 PM

queeq
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Critic James Bellyexplosionaftertoomuchspaghetti always claimed he was on set and that 'Hangshisballsonatyrerotatingatspeedsequivalentto1
00mph did the stunt himself.

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Nov 21st, 2010 02:29 PM

Sadako of Girth
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Wow thats pretty impressive. yes

Getting the wingspan in and everything.

Eddie Brokeallofmybonesonscreenwhilstpeoplelaughedandate
mymarrow
could have only dreamed of such precision on camera.

His own attempt to be shot from a cannon whilst driving a Robin Reliant with the aim of landing it front bumper-first in the bottom of actress
Jayne Staysinnightafternighmutilatingherselfwithkinvesan
dacidtogetthegoremoviegig was successfull, but was not so cleanly executed on the day of the shoot:
Only half went in, and they had to CGI her backside in round on the other exposed side of the car.

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Nov 21st, 2010 04:43 PM

queeq
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It never really worked though.

I think the only real and succesful go at a non-CGI enhanced mutilation scene is the one Sean Nothingslicesahumanheadlikeahelicopterrotorblade when he had John Ilikeneedlesinmyeyes taxi that f-15 at take off speed towards Alice Havingherlipsforlunch and insert the tip in her ear... I never would have believed that a whole human brain could be exited through an ear if I hadn't seen the making of video.

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Nov 21st, 2010 07:19 PM

Sadako of Girth
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Gender: Male
Location: McClane's Right one

I can't believe they left the lens caps on all six cameras for that shot.
What rotten bad luck! Lucky those on set were there to witness that legendary breakthrough in advanced dispatchment techniques.

I hear that Havingherlipsforlunch's role will be played By Hilary TitsnailedtosomeC4anddetonatedataltitude in the sequels, due to that successful F-15ing out of Alice's brains...

My money is on Sid Guillotiningtheladieschopchop-chopchop-smythe III to direct.

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Nov 21st, 2010 10:32 PM

queeq
Chaos

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Location: JP's bed

Nah... he's too busy prepping his latest brainchild: Wrist Slasher Galore...

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Nov 22nd, 2010 07:54 AM

Sadako of Girth
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Gender: Male
Location: McClane's Right one

Oh the touching drama set in the lives of a community of cinemagoers in 2007? They waited twenty years for the return of their screen hero Ohio Smith and it is set over the evening that Ohio Smith IV finally came out and deals with the extreme, yet natural reactions to that event.

The script is dynamite and some of the rumoured cast are legendary.

James Forkinelectricalsocket has signed on as Dave Edwards, the Cineplex owner.

Duncan Swingingingfromanooseunderalonelybridge plays Geoffery, the janitor who saw too much.

Tom GougedtheeyesoutandstuckC4intheeyeholesandblewitup
is up for the role of Mayor Tom Willis.

And the rumourmill is buzzing to the effect of Christina Drivemycarheadfirstintoaswampofhungeralligatorsinf
lorida being picked to play the tragic Rita Smith, the lady who enjoyed the screening.
Brains For Breakfast's Beryl Pleasestaplemytitstogether plays her carer, Judy.

In addition to these big names, newcomers
Eric Trappednutsinavicethatkeepstighteningtiltheyexplod
elikegrapes,
Danny Mutilatorknifeknifeslashattackbloodsprayinglikelav
a,
David Stickingmydickinthetrashcompactorandpressingthebig
redbutton
and
Lydia Playinguponnippleswithaviolinbowmadeofrazorwire fill out a well rounded potential cast.

Special effects are gonna be a big part of the budget. Not only are they filming the scenes for the movie-within-the-movie, but some the more eleborate suicides and then the eventual mercy-nuclear-detonation of the cinema and town will take some serious money to render as in the script.

It should be a classic.

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Nov 22nd, 2010 12:50 PM