the movie has potential though... just if they cut down the lousy CGI, redo some shots (where youcan clearly see it was blue screen) and tone down the ending, the movie is actually pretty decent!
__________________ Kyuzo: Don't you see? A real sword will kill you. Mr. Earl Brooks: If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead. Mercedes: My mother told me to be wary of Fauns. Mr. Le Chiffre: No, I believe in a reasonable rate of return. James Bond: Now the whole world will know you died while you were scratching my balls!
In the exactly the same way that a plate of horse poo and piss with hairs in it may have potential as a great and appetizing meal............ if only you left the plate, took out the poo, took out the hairs, took out the wee and replaced it with a nice steak, some fries and a shake...
Battlefield earth is a another film you may enjoy that had great potential.
The Titanic had a potentially great and safe maiden voyage also.
__________________ Kyuzo: Don't you see? A real sword will kill you. Mr. Earl Brooks: If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead. Mercedes: My mother told me to be wary of Fauns. Mr. Le Chiffre: No, I believe in a reasonable rate of return. James Bond: Now the whole world will know you died while you were scratching my balls!
It is the gift (of the cinematic equivalent of syphillis) that just keeps on giving.
A film so bad that when I have the misfortune to see it, I actually find myself temporarily wanting to believe in god.
(Just so I could use the phrase:
"Oh my fu**Ing godddddddddddddd!!! Why have you forsaken us....?????" and that I can hope that he would in time murder all associated with its production and stick them in a hell with that movie playing over and over and over and over and over and over and over as they burn.)
Baddddddddddddddd hollywood!
BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....!!!!!!
*Beats hollywood with newspaper and rubs hollywood's nose in said anally delivered filth.*
Yes you naturally have repressed the memory for said organ's sake.
'Avoid all hypnotically induced regression therapies designed to uncover that disturbing chapter in your life' would definitely be my advice.
No sense in reawakening the horror...you have too much to live for..!
Suffice it to say, that it was the film-viewing equivalent of having shards of bamboo banged under your fingernails, toenails and at the same time, having your gigglestick savaged by an enraged Doberman.......on fire.
My friends daughters had "Hairspray" on over xmas.
I didnt see much, but what I saw was enough to produce a "WTF is Travolta doing??!??" of the likes unthought since his Battlefield Earth days.