Momma had a chicken, momma had a cow, dad was proud, he didn't care how.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
I'm just waiting for the UK to just make it a crime to hurt someones feelings. It's where they are heading anyways.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
They were talking about the Croydon cat killer on the radio the other day – the police apparently don't think the 400+ deaths are linked and are saying it's all foxes doing it... despite each death being performed in the same way (decapitation) and the bodies being left on the doorsteps of the owners. That's not a fox, that's a ****ing modus operandi you absolute cretins
It could have been a BILLION times worse though. Imagine if they'd trained the cat as a joke to do a nazi salute?
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Yeah the police would have actually put time into catching and arresting a guy making a cat do a Nazi salute. If he was killing said cat, and hundreds of others... eh.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.