[SPOILER - highlight to read]:
DEADPOOL
(to the thugs)
You're probably wondering. Why the
red suit? It's so if you shoot me,
you can't see me bleed.
(points to thug)
This guy has the idea. He wore the
brown pants.
[SPOILER - highlight to read]:
COLOSSUS
with qualities like yours, you
could have joined us. Been a super-
hero.
DEADPOOL
Tell ya what. The day I decide to
become a crime-fighting shit-
swizzler who rooms with 44 other
little whiners at the Neverland
mansion of some creepy old bald
Heavens-Gate-Iooking mother-
****er ••• on that day ••• I'll send
your shiny, happy ass a friend
request. 'Til then, I'm gonna do
what I came here to. Either that
or slap the ***** outta you.
(off Colossus's frown)
That count as quietly? "
[SPOILER - highlight to read]:
WADE
Worst of it is, only guy who can
fix this face is doing 5 to 10 in
Super-Max.
WEASEL
I say, turn chicken shit into
breaded chicken livers. You've got
super-powers, chief. You'll get
the best gigs here. All you need
is a nickname. A slogan.
WADE
(trailer voice)
Wade Wilson is ••• 'Hard To Kill.'
WEASEL
(chuckles)
Why is every Steven Seagal movie 3
words? 'Marked For Death.'
WADE
'Out For Justice.'
WEASEL
,Above The Law.'
WADE
(smirks)
'Hungry For Lunch.'
The two laugh.
WEASEL
'Keep Off Grass.'
WADE
'Now With Calcium.'
68.
WEASEL
'May Cause Diarrhea.'
WADE
'No Free Refills.'
The two are in HYSTERICS.
WADE
Hope you haven't spent that twentyeight-
hundred. 'Cause you ain't
~ winning the Deadpool.
As Wade says the word, Weasel and Wade stop laughing and look
at one another. EUREKA.
They also say there's a scene where he makes himself a Deadpool mask - finds Spider-man's mask, turns it inside out and puts it on. Another scene where he looks at a Barakapool action figure and says something like "a little part of me died that day" but it turns out he's talking about something else.
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Last edited by SamZED on Jun 18th, 2011 at 08:57 PM
Anyone else seen the leaked teaser? So the movie is CGI, on the bright side it's definitely not PG-13 and looks good. Reynolds does the voice. I was hoping that fourth wall breaking would be a bit more subtle.
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