This was made out of pure butt-hurt; she was dead-on too.
So it's safe to say you've yet flip-flopped again on your 'McClane Vs Rigg' obsession and you now think Riggs wins. Like a woman, dude. "No. Wait, I mean yes. No, it's no. Wait, yes, it's definitely yes. No."
Hey Rob, is this scenario an ideal scenario to determine who is a better h2h combatant?
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That's like asking me in the sports forum "Why do you wanna know who the best football team is?"
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Maybe? How maybe? It eliminates all the X factors, it determines who is a better H2H fighter. It's perfect, man.
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That's it, babe. I'm on a mission. My existence hinges on the survival of the MVF.
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Butthurt, spite, misrepresentation of someone else's argument are now, along with the usual fail and non adherance to reality seems to be where he is now..
Consumed by the butthurt, he is.
But as sad as that is: That he has the bare faced cheek to accuse me starting when every f***ing thread he posts is about grudges leftover from threads he hated losing the debate in, is comedy of the highest calibre and the joke is well and truly on him. There cant be a round two as Riggs was counted out in the 1st one.
This hard-on he seems to have for me right now must be draining all the blood from his brain.
McClane lacks Riggs' frilly, poncy asthetic finese, but defeats people all the time H2H.
And Riggs had tonnes of fights where his lifepartner Roger had to intervene like the good buddy cop character that he is, and rescue Riggs from hopelessly lost battles. And R~iggs was bested by a rookie boxer in LW3. A ROOKIE.
Ergo: Riggs is killed, cooked and eaten by McClane, who animalises his poncey girl slap fighting opponent early on. Too much damage soak for girly Riggs Im afraid. And McClane is too damn lucky to lose to Riggs.
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Whatever you say, man. All I did was create a perfect scenario here to determine who is the best H2H combatant. No weapons, nothing around to cause damage except for hands and fists.
And all you can come up with is "McClane is too lucky to lose to Riggs."
Luck is not a screen feat. McClane gets lucky due to the shit that is around him to use, and having others around to help him, having guns, finding C4, having a zippo, shit like that. All that is taken away here. The McClane luck is a non factor here.
BTW: Riggs fought the rookie boxer in LW4, not 3. And Murtaugh was around for one HAND TO HAND battle.
Also, Mac had his life saved twice. Once by a fat donut munching patrolman, and one by a computer geek. And, Mac has never, except for the Amos fight, started and ended a fight H2H and won. Never. Not once.
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And here's you facing the fact that Riggs has far superior screen feats:
Let's break it down, folks. Riggs is faster than Mac. Is stronger than Mac. Has more stamina. Has greater damage soak. Yes, greater. Proof? LW2. Riggs is stabbed through the thigh by Vorstedt. Vorstedt commences to kick the shit outta Riggs face for a few minutes. He and Riggs grapple. Riggs pulls the blade outta his thigh, then overpowers Vorstedt, running him through. He kill him, then is shot 7-8 times through the lung by a .44. And he lives.
Now......Compare a McClane damage soak scene that compares. Go ahead, I'll wait.
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I already said that Goes to show how well dude knows the LW movies.
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