The thing is that Firefox and Chrome both have a redirect problem on my computer, it's just images still work on Chrome (and on New Zealand or German Google on Firefox).
Neither Symantec nor Malwarebytes has found any viruses (well, MB claims that Svchost is infected by a trojan but every time I remove it and restart the computer MB says its still there) and when I downloaded Avast it bluescreened my computer O_o
“Where the longleaf pines are whispering
to him who loved them so.
Where the faint murmurs now dwindling
echo o’er tide and shore."
-A Grave Epitaph in Santa Rosa County, Florida; I wish I could remember the man's name.