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Victoria Winters (R.E.D.)
(please log in to view the image) Dame Helen Mirren as Victoria Winters.
Helen Mirren plugging mooks with a .50 Browning machine gun on a tripod? Win.
Helen Mirren doing the above whilst 'The Rains of Castamere' is playing? Even better.
Okay, the last one was made up, but you can't deny the awesomeness of Dame Mirren's turn as retired British assassin Victoria Winters. Hell, even she had fun making the movie and signed up for any and all sequels that should pop up.
Victoria Winters is a retired MI-6 operative, the finest to ever serve Queen and Country. That does not stop her from taking the occasional side-job in order to keep her skills sharp. She even still has romantic feelings for a Russian spy who she was ordered to kill in the past. All she did was put three bullets in his chest, which he keeps as mementos. After all, if she wanted him dead, she would have just put one in his head.
There is a reason as to why she, along with Bruce Willis, John Malkovitch and Morgan Freeman are known as R.E.D. (Retired, Extremely Dangerous). Too bad the bad guys don't pay attention to the last two. But the movies were awesome and so is Dame Mirren. Kudos to her.
Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.