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riv6672
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I came THAT close to picking up a hitchhiker.

A yuppie-ish, if disheveled looking guy w. a gas can and a baby stroller.

Then i thought, nooo, the can could be used to store my blood, and the “baby” in the stroller could be a 40 year old midget.
Screw THAT.


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Did you at least get a hook hanging from your door handle?


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No, no hookers. It wasn't that kinda story!


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didnt u ever see "theres something about mary" ?!


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That and He should have picked them up... Fresh Meat is hard to come by....


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didnt u ever see "theres something about mary" ?!

I love Brett Favre!


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Turns out the recent cat disappearances in my neighborhood were not connected...

...to the new Chinese restaurant that opened up in town.

Judging by what was obviously a contract killing i witnessed this evening while jogging, the cats have gotten into an all out turf war w. The Coyote Mafia, and they're coming out on the losing end...


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Oh its rolling!


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Wait until the LUNCH WAGON Shows up....


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It was a pretty vicious attack man. Cat parts seemed to be flying everywhere.

I got no beef w. The Coyote Mafia though. I’ve jogged all over the US at some point, usually by myself and before sunup and there have been coyotes around never bothering me.
Imma stay neutral in this conflict.


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meep meep


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Tongue My neighbor got an 8 foot tall Lifeguard chair for his front yard

Paid $100 at auction!
Says he’s gonna chill in it over the summer and lord it over the neighborhood.
He let me sit in it and i did like the feeling of raw pow-ah...yes


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That shit sounds f*cking awesome.


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We need a Pic of Riv in a red Speedo sitting in it.. RIVWATCH!


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I dont usually but i could pull it off...:

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No! They need to be RED not Animal Print!


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It's only okay if it's real leopard skin from a leopard you killed yourself.


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Might as well jump


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No! They need to be RED not Animal Print!

I -do- look good in red...

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Surtur
It's only okay if it's real leopard skin from a leopard you killed yourself.

Been a long time since i skinned me a cat...


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Please always remember and never forget, an elephant is loyal 100%.

I saw a baby elephant at the zoo today. Man elephants are cool.

Floppy ears, four knees, photographic memories....thumb up

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