__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Turns out the recent cat disappearances in my neighborhood were not connected...
...to the new Chinese restaurant that opened up in town.
Judging by what was obviously a contract killing i witnessed this evening while jogging, the cats have gotten into an all out turf war w. The Coyote Mafia, and they're coming out on the losing end...
It was a pretty vicious attack man. Cat parts seemed to be flying everywhere.
I got no beef w. The Coyote Mafia though. I’ve jogged all over the US at some point, usually by myself and before sunup and there have been coyotes around never bothering me.
Imma stay neutral in this conflict.
My neighbor got an 8 foot tall Lifeguard chair for his front yard
Paid $100 at auction!
Says he’s gonna chill in it over the summer and lord it over the neighborhood.
He let me sit in it and i did like the feeling of raw pow-ah...
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
It's only okay if it's real leopard skin from a leopard you killed yourself.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.