Mission: Impossible Review
by Patrick Lester (lester AT wdc DOT net)May 28th, 1996
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
A film review by Patrick Lester
Copyright 1996 Patrick Lester
Rating: See It: Pay Matinee Price
Best Part: Theme Music in Action Scenes - Old TV Show Music turned so-so chase scenes into spine-tingling fun.
Worst Part: Actress who played John Voight's wife. 1) Take diction lessons 2)SPEAK UP!!!! 3) Women w/Big Lips went out with Kim Basinger.
Part that did work: Having "MAX" be sophisticated older woman - What she lacks in youth she makes up in sex appeal - RUFF!!
Part that did not work: Cool black dude who was a tough, rougue CIA....Computer Hacker?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Big Miss: Movie That could have resurrected Emilo Estives' career, but he dies in first 10 minutes.
Big Hit: Another $100 million dollar movie, For Tom Cruise, Keeping him high on the A list.
Signed,
Pat "The Man" Lester
Movie Rating Scale:
1) Pay Full Price
2) Pay Matinee Price
3) See it on Video
4) Wait for $1 night at Video Store
5) Don't......Just Don't
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