Mystic Masseur Reviews

Mystic Masseur Review
by Shannon Patrick Sullivan (Rating: 2.5/4)
Directed by Ismail Merchant. Screenplay by Caryl Phillips, based on the novel by VS Naipaul. Starring Aasif Mandvi, Om Puri, Ayesha Dharker. Running time: 117 minutes. This film is not yet rated by the MFCB. Reviewed on November 25th, 2002. more

Mystic Masseur Review
by Pete Croatto (Rating: 2/5)
Film critics are expected to give eloquent answers as to whether a movie is good, bad or average. With The Mystic Masseur, I found myself too bored to initially think of anything useful. This is a movie where the most notable observation is how long...more

Mystic Masseur Review
by Steve Rhodes (Rating: 2/4)
THE MYSTIC MASSEUR, full of cartoonish characters and clichéd dialog, is long and lame. Director Ismail Merchant, a famous producer, has had little success as a director. His last picture was the disappointing COTTON MARY, which isn't much better than...more

Mystic Masseur Review
by Jon Popick (Rating: 4/10)
Merchant without Ivory - it's like drinking rotten, spoiled milk sans the disgusting lumps. I know some people out there enjoy the films this dynamic duo have made, but I've not yet met any of these folks. I have one friend who, hand to God, falls...more

Mystic Masseur Review
by Susan Granger (Rating: 5/10)
Ismail Merchant travels to a Caribbean island for this picaresque fable about the trials and tribulations of a spiritual guru/masseur who rises up the social ladder into national renown and politics. Adapted by Caryl Phillips from the novel by Nobel...more