Never Been Kissed Review
by Michael Dequina (michael_jordan AT geocities DOT com)March 28th, 1999
_Never_Been_Kissed_ (PG-13) *** (out of ****)
The makers of _Never_Been_Kissed_ expect the audience to buy a number of hard-to-swallow contrivances:
1) Sexy starlet Drew Barrymore is an unattractive loser...
2) ...and a _virgin_ by circumstance, to boot.
3) Co-star David Arquette plays Barrymore's _younger_ brother.
4) A newspaper reporter is assigned undercover duty in a high
school not to pursue an existing story, but to find the
story--any story.
Yet not only do we swallow all this, we eat it up. And that's because of the considerable talents of Barrymore. As I mentioned, it's a stretch to have this glam gal play a dork. But the gifted Barrymore is up to the task as Josie Geller, a lonely 25-year-old copy editor at the _Chicago_Sun-Times_ whose first job as a reporter is to go undercover in a high school and find a story. Not only does this present Josie with the opportunity to pursue her dream career but a chance to erase her miserable memories of high school, where her less-than-popular ways earned her unflattering nickname of "Josie Grossie." It's hard to imagine Barrymore being remotely considered gross, but she entirely convinces in both the flashback scenes where she sports stringy brown hair, pimply makeup, and braces; and as the better-groomed but still frumpy--with the attitude to match--Josie. The character's nerdiness also gives Barrymore the chance to display a heretofore unseen flair for light physical comedy.
The script by Abby Kohn and Marc Silverstein is nothing if not formulaic. In addition to the predictable touchstones of Josie's predictable personal and professional redemption, the wacky younger sibling (Arquette's Rob), and the nerdy student (Leelee Sobieski) with whom Josie identifies while undercover, there's also her dream of finding romance with a guy--or, at the very least, a "real" kiss (hence the film's title). When young, intelligent literature teacher Sam Coulson (Michael Vartan) enters the scene, there's no mistaking how everything will eventually turn out. But by the film's climax, I was surprised at how invested I was in Josie and her dream, due in no small part to Barrymore's natural rapport with the audience. So likable is she that we're willing to overlook the somewhat discomfiting fact that Sam would be attracted to someone he believes to be his student.
But Barrymore is not the only person onscreen who makes an impression; there are some colorful supporting performances by Arquette (even if he in no way looks like he could be younger than Barrymore), Molly Shannon (as Josie's libidinous co-worker), and John C. Reilly (as Josie's boss). That said, there is no doubt that _Never_Been_Kissed_ belongs to Barrymore and that if it weren't for her delightful presence, the film would not be, to paraphrase the tagline, "a thing worth waiting for." (opens April 9)
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