Novocaine Review
by Steve Rhodes (Steve DOT Rhodes AT InternetReviews DOT com)November 21st, 2001
NOVOCAINE
A film review by Steve Rhodes
Copyright 2001 Steve Rhodes
RATING (0 TO ****): **
If you dread going to the dentist, then David Atkins's NOVOCAINE is not the movie for you. The bigger problem is that, even if you look forward to a dental visit like a day at the spa, NOVOCAINE still isn't the movie for you. A film noir without the noir, the story lies as flat and cold as a two-day-old corpse at the morgue. It does provide some small pleasures. There is Steve Martin's always reliable and intriguing acting, but that's about it.
The movie opens with X-rays of people eating and talking. Fascinating, creepy and kind of gross, these images are repeated whenever the director can't think of anything else.
The story concerns a dentist named Dr. Frank Sangster (Steve Martin), who is engaged to his big-haired hygienist, Jean Noble (Laura Dern). An anal retentive type whose heavy make-up gives her a harsh look, Jean is never up for Frank's fetish, which is to "do it" in the dental chair.
One day, into Frank's office comes a junkie named Susan Ivy who'd be happy to do it wherever he wants if she can just score some drugs off of him. Trading in her ape suit for a sexy, little girl Goth look, Helena Bonham Carter plays Susan. Although she starts off with some effective eroticism, she quickly lets her character dissolve into nothingness.
Frank and Susan have something in common. They both have weird and wacky brothers. His is played by Elias Koteas and hers by Scott Caan. The plot involves stolen drugs and murders. None of it rings true, and there are ample opportunities for Frank, who gets trapped in the center of the crime whirlwind, to clear everything up with a simple phone call.
Easily the most unusual character is played by Kevin Bacon as Lance Phelps. Lance is a famous actor whom the cops have given free reign to investigate crimes so that he can discover material for his new movie. Good news, we find out towards the end that Lance's picture has been green lighted by the studio. He gives some good advice to Frank about his predicament. "Nobody would believe this if this was a movie," Lance tells Frank. No kidding.
NOVOCAINE runs 1:35. It is rated R for "violence, sexuality, language and drug content" and would be acceptable for older teenagers.
The film is playing in nationwide release in the United States now. In the Silicon Valley, it is showing at the AMC and the Landmark theaters.
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