Shark Tale Review
by Steve Rhodes (Steve DOT Rhodes AT InternetReviews DOT com)September 29th, 2004
SHARK TALE
A film review by Steve Rhodes
Copyright 2004 Steve Rhodes
RATING (0 TO ****): **
Dreamworks' SHARK TALE is a disappointing series of sight gags lost at sea in search of a story. Although it has its moments, it isn't a movie that holds your attention. You're more likely to be surprised to find yourself laughing than waiting in anticipation for its next joke. (It's not a good sign when two of the film's four screenwriters' only other credit is FREDDY VS. JASON.)
The basic setup for the story is that a wisecracking braggart named Oscar (voiced by Will Smith) is a little fish who falsely claims to be a shark slayer. Oscar's jive-talking schtick might work for a wisecracking sidekick but quickly grows tiresome for a leading character. Oscar's manager, Sykes, is voiced nicely by Martin Scorsese, who makes the most of his signature, unusual voice. The story's other central character is that of Lenny (voiced by Jack Black), who is a vegetarian shark who doesn't want to eat anyone.
When story starts, Oscar is a tongue scrubber at the Whale Wash. Sykes explains to Oscar that he is so low on the food chain that he is below rocks and even "whale poo." Every once in a while the movie tries on some clunky, serious line, which falls like an anchor to the ocean floor -- "Nobody loves a nobody. I want to be a somebody," Oscar tells his girl. From Krispy Kreme to Coca Cola, the movie is awash in product placements, albeit with the names changed slightly for comedic effect.
If you feel like you've seen this movie before, you have. It was called FINDING NEMO, and it was a whole lot better. Pixar's FINDING NEMO gets better with every viewing, but SHARK TALE is a movie which is so long in the tooth that even one viewing already feels like a half a viewing too many.
SHARK TALE runs a long 1:31. It is rated PG for "some mild language and crude humor" and would be acceptable for kids of all ages.
The film opens nationwide in the United States on Friday, October 1, 2004. In the Silicon Valley, it will be showing at the AMC theaters, the Century theaters and the Camera Cinemas.
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