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Scene 23: (One last shot)[in the cave] Pirate: [to Will ] I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth : [enters] You like pain? [knocks the pirate with heavy staff] Try wearing a corset. [helps Will up and sees Jack as a skeleton] Whose side is Jack on?
Will : At the moment? [they string 3 pirates together, stick a grenade into the middle one and push them out of the moonlight]
Pirate: No fair. [they explode]
Jack : [cuts his hand and bleeds on medallion, tosses it to Will , and shoots Barbossa while he’s distracted]
Barbossa: Ten years you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot.
Will : He didn’t waste it. [drops both medallions into the chest]
Barbossa: [drops his sword and looks at the blood spreading from his wound] I feel…cold. [falls dead, an apple rolling from his hand; the curse now lifted]
[on board the Dauntless] Pintel: Parlay? [while all the crew realize the curse has been lifted and surrender]
Norrington: The ship is ours, gentlemen.
Sailors and soldiers: Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! [the Governor joins them]
[in the cave] Elizabeth : We should return to the Dauntless.
Will : Your fiancé will be wanting to know you’re safe. [ Elizabeth turns away]
Jack : [swaggers over to Will ] If you were waiting for the opportune moment…that was it. Now if you’ll be so kind, I’d be much obliged if you’d drop me off my ship.
[Will rowing them in a boat to the Dauntless] Elizabeth : I’m sorry, Jack.
Jack : They done what’s right by them. Can’t expect more than that.
Scene 24: (The interrupted hanging and the escape)
Official: [reading a proclamation] Jack Sparrow , be it known that you have…
Jack : [standing on the gallows] Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow .
Official: …for your willful commission of crimes against the crown. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature. The most grievous of these to be cited herewith: piracy, smuggling…
Elizabeth : [standing with her father and her future husband] This is wrong.
Governor Swann : Commodore Norrington is bound by the law. As are we all.
Official: …impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England…
Jack : [smiling] Oh, yes. [looks over at the executioner who glares at him]
Official: …sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation and general lawlessness. And for these crimes you have been sentenced to be on this day, hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
Will : [walks through the crowd to the raised ground on which they stand] Governor Swann . Commodore. Elizabeth . I should have told you every day from the moment I met you…I love you. [walks away; the noose is put around Jack ’s neck]
Elizabeth : [notices Cotton’s parrot] Can’t breathe. [falls backward; the drums sound]
Governor Swann : Elizabeth . [he and the Commodore help her]
Will: Move! [throws sword as Jack falls through, the sword sticks in the wood and Jack has a foothold; he fights to the gallows and there cuts Jack free; they fight all the way up to a tower where they are cornered by Norrington’s men]
Norrington: [to Will ] I thought we might have to endure some manner of ill conceived escape attempt but not from you.
Governor Swann : On our return to Port Royal , I granted you clemency and this is how you thank me? By throwing in your lot with him? He’s a pirate!
Will : And a good man. [ Jack points to himself proudly] If all I have achieved here is that the hangman will earn two pairs of boots instead of one, so be it. At least my conscience will be clear.
Norrington: You forget your place, Turner.
Will : It’s right here, between you and Jack .
Elizabeth : [stands next to Will ] As is mine.
Governor Swann : Elizabeth ! Lower your weapons. For goodness’ sake put them down! [the weapons are lowered]
Norrington: So this is where your heart truly lies, then?
Elizabeth : It is.
Jack : [notices the parrot] Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. [to Governor Swann ] I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth …it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will …nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you – [falls over battlement]
Gillette : Idiot. He has nowhere to go but back to the noose.
Sentry: Sail ho!
Gillette : What’s your plan of action? Sir?
Governor Swann : Perhaps on the rare occasion pursuing the right course demands an act of piracy, piracy itself can be the right course?
Norrington: Mr. Turner .
Will : [to Elizabeth ] I will accept the consequences of my actions.
Norrington: [unsheathes his sword] This is a beautiful sword. I would expect the man who made it to show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life.
Will : Thank you.
Gillette : Commodore! What about Sparrow?
Norrington: Well, I think we can afford to give him one day’s head start.
Governor Swann : So, this is the path you’ve chosen, is it? After all…he is a blacksmith.
Elizabeth : No. [takes off Will ’s hat] He’s a pirate. [the Governor walks away; Elizabeth and Will kiss]
Jack : [is heaved onboard the Black Pearl; to Gibbs ] I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.
Gibbs : We figured they were more actual…guidelines. [helps Jack up]
Jack : [ Cotton hands him his hat] Thank you.
Anamaria: Captain Sparrow [puts his coat around his shoulders]…the Black Pearl is yours.
Jack : [walks over to the wheel and looks around fondly] On deck you scabrous dogs! Man the braces! Now...bring me that horizon. [hums and takes out his compass] And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'arties yo ho.
END
EY MATES!!! LETS ALL SING A SONG!!!!!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle the loot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We kindle and char and inflame and ignite.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ner do well cads.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Aye but we're loved by our mommies and dads.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
I LOVE THAT SONG!!! AND AGAIN.....