I love my girlfriend she is the best thing going for me as of now. When I was hanging at my favorite aunts house, she's practically like a second mother to me. A few days ago she says very seriously, like it was just matter of fact: "Yeah E*****n is nice, but she ain't gonna win no beauty contest"
I couldn't believe my F*CKING ears...
Now I think she's pretty. Of course she would probably never win a beauty contest, so in that respect my aunt is right (albeit that wasn't what she meant), but so wouldn't a lot of us (me included). But it's funny because it made me realize that you're right Hiker. You're more right than you think. The old standards are fading. And good f*ckin riddance. Not to say that old shit is bad or wrong, it's just that it had a time and place. Thats all I got to say about that!