If you could live ANYWHERE in Middle Earth, where would it be??

Started by ATM4eternity6 pages

I think i would like Gondor, like minas tirith or osgilianth, just cause i like the white cities, and if i was part of the army i would get that cool armor to wear 馃槃

I would say Valinor. It's the land of the elves and you are never sad!

never sad, yeah dat sounds good, i might have to visit there when im on my travels alot

i would like to live in Bree so i could be close to the shire and not be a hobbit. i like hobbits but i just cant see myself as one
*pouts*
damn imagination 馃槧 i want to be a hobbit

bless ya

keep tryin you nevaone day you might wake up and think - 'hey i can see myself as a hobbit'

Heh I'm gonna try that enya 馃槢 I wanna be a hobbit!!!

I would live in The Shire of course. Who wouldnt?

I'd live in Erebor (The Lonely Mountain) because it is the greatest of all dwarf kingdoms and there is so much gold, you could take it and the dwarves won't notice because there is so much!

Rivendell, probably. Surrounded by history, beauty, and nature. A perfect storm.

Yeah, Rivendell. Especially if I get to be an Elf. An eternity of smoking hot Elf-sex and Elf-wine. Plus the history, beauty etc.

Second pick would the be the Shire. Especially if I get to be a Hobbit. A century or so of smoking hot Hobbit-weed and eating cake. Plus the Hobbit-poon.

No love for dwarf pot and dwarf poon?

The Shire looks so peaceful and fun. Plus I am short so I'd fit in the Hobbit houses.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
No love for dwarf pot and dwarf poon?
They live underground, so all their good stuff will be imported. May as well cut out the middleman. And no way am I going to be the one who goes swimming with little hairy women.

Shire, but maybe Rohan. Or Minas tirith. Or the lonely mountain. Or rivendell.