I can remember that, I was about 5 or 6 years old. An' my sister decided that she wanted to be a hairstylist (She actually is now) An' being her young brother, I got to be the dummy. So I end up tied to a chair while she chopped away on my head. She was only about 10 at the time 馃檨 It's safe to say my hair looked scary afterwards
I shaved myself bald one time, smooth as a baby's ass.
Never again.
Not only does a towel stick to your head when you're drying off, but your head slides on the pillow at night, and itches like hell when it's growing back. Plus I chime in a 6'2 and 240+ pounds, and when you dress in black with a cycle jacket like I do, people tend to walk away from you real quick.
Add to the endless jokes about looking like Curly and fortune telling and crystal balls from my family and friends, and I think you understand. Now don't even get me started on mullets..馃槈