Orlando or Johnny?

Started by silver_tears118 pages
silver_tears Senior Member

he engaged 🙁

willowskylor Junior Member

Full name: Orlando Bloom
Date of Birth: 13th January 1977
Birthplace: Canterbury, Kent, England
Nationality: British
Lives: LA
Starsign: Capricorn
Marital Status: Dating Kate Bosworth
Height: 5'11
Hair: Dark brown, naturally wavy
Eyes Dark brown
Parents: Sonia and Colin
Siblings: 1 older sister - Samantha
Pets: A dog named Maude
Hobbies: Photography, sculpting

it doesn't say if hes engaged.

lil bitchiness -

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...thats so...erm....nice!
But come on, he coul have dont better than Kate Bosworth, i recon....im indifferent to her however!

silver_tears Senior Member

i dont like her cuz she stole him from us
*makes voodoo doll of kate* 😈

lil bitchiness -

Why does she grin so much i wander....this is just too weird...Kare grins and Kiera pouts...IS THERE NO LUCKY MIDLE?!?!?!?! 😄

silver_tears Senior Member

oh we can fix that 😈😖hifty:

lil bitchiness -

hahhaahaahaaaaa
Yeah...we are gonna Kate Bosworth..
mwahahhaaaaaaaaaa 😈

silver_tears Senior Member

muahahahahahahahahahaha
*returns to normal self* whoops sorry bout that my orlando wantness took over 😇

lil bitchiness -

look, look, you can see his butt!!! haha 😱

silver_tears Senior Member

omg i love you lil bitchiness 😱

lil bitchiness -

😄 ooo yeah! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel looooved!

silver_tears Senior Member

my god i jus wanna pinch him
anywhere will do 😱😗

lil bitchiness -

PINCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
piiiiiiiiinch!!!

silver_tears Senior Member

he definately has *eyes go into unblinking mood* 😱

lil bitchiness -

ok..im just gonna check if i can sen i spoiler...cos im gonna sen one later...and i know you are all gonna see...well who daesnt know it! [spoiler] mwahaha[spoiler]

lil bitchiness -

nope [spoiler] mwahaha [/spoler]

lil bitchiness -

how do i do it?!?!?!?!

lil bitchiness -

ok...another try

Spoiler:
bla bla spoiler

silver_tears Senior Member

*claps* bravo

lil bitchiness -

yes!!!
ok..here we go...
erm, i ont know how much you know about greek mithology and stuff, but i happen to know a lot as i am studying it...and orlando bloom is in the new film troy:
according to the greek mithology, and its about orlando and 'Troy'....DONT READ IF YOU DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!

Spoiler:
Orlando's character is Prince Paris, and accoring to the greek mithology, Paris killed Achilles but he also dies and it is killed by Philoctetes..im not sure which one is bra pitt...sorry everyone