Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wow. thats pretty bad.
Hey it's apart of life. I spent all my life saying hello and I love you and how are you, and on that day I had to learn to say goodbye.
One song from Anthrax puts my views into perspective:
I know there ain't no answers, I mean what did I expect
So many unanswered questions, I can't believe I can't accept.
Say goodbye, it's a horror
Memories, it' a horror
From "The Horror Of It All."
Again, what are ya' gonna' do? 🙁
OK, humorous horror?
did some thinking to bring you one I remember from a few years ago. One time at a bowling alley, this big shot guy was screwing around with his relatives, and his son and daugter, about 5 and 3 respectively (best estimate), were screwing around by the bowling ball racks, noone was watching them.
The little girl looked up at this red ball and said "Oooh, pretty" and the little kid shook the rack and the ball fell off and clunked her in the head, and I swear it sounded like a 3 Stooges sound effect. Me and my buddies were trying not to laugh, but we went out side and just started rotfl.
The rest of the day, the girl sat there, and her borther got the shit slapped out of him every tinme he touched something.
So there you have it, horrific and humorous. Horrific because the father wasn't watching his kids, and humorous because of the pathos of the girl getting hit with the ball and the sound effect.
Yeah but dude what made it so funny was the 3 Stooges style sound effect,like Moe hitting Curly with a baseball bat or something. I got loads of little kid stories, maybe I'll start a thread sometime, and I'll be able to tell you about the woman whose 4 or 5 year old was screaming bloody murder because she actually convinced him that he killed Santa when he dropped a ceramic Santa in Wal-Mart. Good God man that was one funny mofo'!