Nude member pic thread!

🥷 -hops into vent silently, and crawls back, and peeks down as badkitty is looking for him, shoots a dart into kitty's neck and crawls away silently as Niki turns to see kitty down-

*sends trained rats into vent to bite j2p*

*helps up kitty*

🥷 -hops out of vent silently in bathroom and quickly puts vent back up, checks to make sure bathroom is empty and silently and soundlessly sneaks out of the door-

*rips dart out of neck*
thanks niki

I guess he dont want to see our pics either huh?

🥷 -hides in hole in the wall and awaits pics-

*trained rats sneak up behind j2p and bite his a@@*

-Rips off ninja outfit and takes out shotgun and blows up rats and puts C4 on wall and dives as it blows up the entire wall-

there are 3 people who get to see me naked...
my doctor
my wife

michelle rodriguez
woops. make that 4....MILA JOVOVICH!!!!!

-Takes out a flamethrower and sets Rogue on fire and throws him to the trained rats who have mutated into killer insane rats-

*gets out extinguisher and saves rats*
*does rat skin grafts to save burned rats*
*sends healed rats after j2p*

*also puts out rogue and sends him to local burn unit*

-Runs out of topic, throwing C4's all over it and running away as they detonate blowing up the whole topic-

*waiting for jp outside. put the image of him burning me in his head, via the force. ignites lightsaber and strikes him down. walks away into the sunset with michelle on one arm, mila on the other*

-Knocks on Rogue's head as he wakes up thrown 1,000 feet from the explosion, and puts an ice arrow right into his face freezing his entire body, and smashes a sledge hammer into him, shattering his entire body and all of him that was in existance, drops sledge hammer, and walks FAR FAR FAR away from the topic carrying Michelle in his arms-

guess i'll just gather up my rats and go

no leave the rats,we have to save rogue!

..then maybe we can talk him into putting up some pics 😉

This thread is completely off topic! There are no nude pics! 😉

I suppose if anybody wanted nude pics they'd have to send em by e-mail instead of post em here, otherwise Raz will be most displeased...