Nude member pic thread!

Vida Guerra!? 😱 I hope Thongs are allowed! PLEASE!? 😱

BOY? jedi BOY? dude, i am almost twice your age. you cant even legally buy cigarettes yet. and you are not a ninja.
the michelle in question is the same one you are obsessed with.
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ!!!
ps: she is an animal. if you are nice, i will bring her to your 18th birthday party for a lap dance. 😂

Sorry, I don't smoke, or drink, so I WON'T be buying either of them, I'm sure she is "an animal", yeah I'm sure you would "bring her to my 18th birthday party for a lap dance", taking serious much dude? 🙄

And why are you bothering about Michelle, your MARRIED, I'm NOT, or am I TAKEN, SINGLE HERE I AM OBSESS WITH ANYBODY. 😛

the reality of the situation is that women like her (celebrities) wouldnt piss on guys like you and me even if we are on fire. so just chill out and dont get so defensive about it, ok?

well physically speaking that would be hard for a girl to do anyway

Originally posted by ChinaNiki
well physically speaking that would be hard for a girl to do anyway

lol 😂

Nah, I'm fine not getting defensive, just something I like to keep in mind as I not worry about your getting defensive just because it's my sig and what not, oh well, chill out with the Roleplaying, aren't you suppost to be more matured then that anyway?

I'm married too but I'd still like to see some pics 😉

Niki how the HELL does that help? 😛

supposed to be. im not, really. you gotta understand, i work in a high stress job, dealing with clients 10 to 13 hours a day. when i come here, its time to kick my shoes off and act like an idiot jedi wannabe. its all good, i like you, jp. michelle rodriguez is definitely gorgeous, but not my ideal woman. pretty close, but not quite. eva mendes from fast n furious 2 is almost there too. mila jovovich is slightly closer. you know, i was admiring your pic. godshinto kicks ass. my wife (she is from mexico) looks a lot like michelle. same eyes and mouth, different nose. same build. when she is mad, she gets that angry look on her face.

what do you mean

that michelle rodriguez pissed off look. i like it a lot.

Well I'm sorry your so stressed, but getting in a battle over Michelle talking with me doesn't keep stress down, although my humor rises. 😛

And haha, I'm sure you don't make your wife mad if she could hurt you as badly as Michelle probably can, I'm glad you have such a unique list of Actress women you adore, I have a list, but we all know Michelle is #1, and aside from Niki's girl pissing comment, following your's, you can't say I WON'T meet her or what not, you don't know, I don't know, hell only fate knows what's in store for me, and for all I know I WILL meet Michelle someday, so I just wait it out, and keep my Michelle sigs just for fun, the best part is the people that believe I actually AM married to Michelle Rodriguez, so the sigs aren't a COMPLETELY let down. 😛 😱 😂

that's cuz it's so much fun to make up after the fight

you probabl;y rile your wife on purpose😉

Not at all Niki! You lie! Evil I sense in you! 😛

I like it niki don't change 😈

i was very evil as a child

gave my sister nightmares 😈

you might meet her some day. i hope you do. you never can tell what these celebrity types are like in person, though. yeah, my wife COULD hurt me bad. she took kickboxing for 10 years. i know very little martial arts, so she would be able to kick me around like a prison *****.
my fave 5 actresses are:
mila jovovich
angelina jolie
eva mendes
shannon doherty
lucy liu

i left michelle out on purpose since she is your fave.

R to the J... 😂 😮‍💨

Haha, you gotta worry about your wife kicking your a$$! 😛 j/k

Hehe R To The J! 😛

Your wife sounds like she CAN cause serious mayhem, wow better stay far away from her to. 😛

nah, its just that i was raised not to hit women. if it came down to it, i could take her. anyone who hits women is gutless.