Hairy Cheeks

Oh my god. What the hell was that fury thing a few post back? I'm forever mentally scarred.

That picture was absolutely terrifying

Hey, that was a pic of me! 😱 j/k
I've got a smooth bottom 😮

Smooth bottoms are cute 😛

Gross, that guy was so disgusting I keep feeling like I have hair in my mouth. Yuck.

I would get that laser surgery if I were that guy, yuck

If I were that guy, I'd shave my body and make a sweater out of it and then donate it to charity.

I dont even think that a poor small child would want to wear that sweater

What that poor cold child doesn't know won't hurt.

What if the sweater has a life f its own and tried to implant itself?

You mean like spiderman's old black costume? That would be interesting, yet very disturbing.

eeeew I wouldnt go anywhere near that sweater ❌

Yes, but the sweater may go near you, especially if it can get up and walk. What will you do Linds when the backhair sweater comes for you in the night while you sleep so peacfully? What will you do then, Linds?

Maybe we can send you one for christmas linds!

You guys are so evil 🙁

(hands Lindsay a can of 'Evil Sweater-be-gone'😉

Im gonna spray a big circle of that stuff around my house like a force field

Good plan.

😉 I knew it would be

(nods)