Originally posted by Crash_OverloadWhat the hell is a Doychesters? Seriously, did you make that up??
I am afraid to say this and people will thing i am boring and all, but HISTORY LESON! before the were called Hot Doychesters, like the dog because of the shap of the sausage and the dog alike. they drop that word and replaced it with "dog" becasause of it's origins.
Originally posted by Crash_Overload
The International Danger: When woman say: "Am I fat?"Why is this soo dangerous? Becasue say "No" and she will accuse you of lieying. This can result in an Arrgument That LAsts "FIVE MINUTES" and ends with a "LOUD SIGH" and a "FINE"
And even more dangerous is when you Answer the alternative. Thsi results in a "THANKS A LOT" followed by an Argument that can last "HALF AN HOUR" ending in a .... well you will [b]NEVER
see the end of it. [/B]
You are in an apparent no win situation,
if you say 'it doesn't matter they are both nice 'then she'll be pissed at you for not taking an interest.
If you say 'whichever you think are best', then she'll be pissed at you for not taking an interest and just letting her choose.
if you choose the ones she likes best herself she'll be pissed because she thinks you just want to hurry her and are choosing what she thinks.
If you choose the others straight away she will be pissed because you have second guessed her.
If you stupidly choose a 3rd pair that you actually like but she has not narrowed down to the last 2 then you might as well just leave and don't come back.
The nearest I have to a solution for this is to assume the the shoes she already has on are her favourite choice, ask her to try on the others instead and then tell her that the first ones are the best. Now this falls down if she has done the one of each on already when she asks you, this is where good knowledge of your partner is an absolute necessity, you must remember which foot she usually puts her shoe onto first and presume this is the favourite, ask her to put the other one of that on and then ask her to try the other pair on, and then revert back to the first telling her these are the best. Any further solutions please post.
Originally posted by PhoenixNope this would be incorrect as you have not said no, saying "I don't care, because I love you anyway." would mean you don't care that they are fat, you still love them, this would be a major Faux Pas. Maybe I should just stop going for Fat chicks.
I think you may find that the correct answer to the "am i fat?" question is "I don't care, because I love you anyway."