We've done this so often lately I'm putting a different spin on it. All the jobs I've ever done....
Paperboy
Worked at a battery egg farm
Worked for my uncles plastics company
Worked at the B'ham Botanical Gardens feeding the animals
Worked at my dads pressings company
Worked as a CNC operator
Worked on nights as a CNC setter/operator
Worked as a CNC Programmer
Worked as a toolmaker
Now working as Mechanical/Manufacture Engineer
Here's what Homer has done:
1. Nuclear Power Plant Safety Inspector
2. Nuclear Power Plant Technical Supervisor
3. Gulp-n-Blow Waiter
4. Freak Show Participant
5. Mr. Burns' Assistant
6. SlashCo Door-to-Door Salesman (Handle first!)
7. Grave digger
8. Voice of Poochie the Dog
9. Bowl-o-rama Employee
10. Miniature Golf Course Employee
11. Monorail Conductor
12. Dog training school bait
13. Astronaut
14. Krusty the Klown double
15. Kwik-e-mart Employee
16. Blackjack Dealer
17. Bootlegger
18. Sugar Salesman
19. Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic Salesperson
20. Boxer
21. Carnie
22. Safety Protester
23. Singer in the B Sharps
24. Mascot for the Springfield Isotopes (Dancin' Homer)
25. Mr. Plow proprietor (plowing business)
26. Teacher of Marriage Class
27. Lurleen Lumpkin's manager
28. Big Brother to Pepi
29. Chili Taster
30. Owner of the Denver Broncos
31. Naval Officer
32. Housesitter
33. Telemarketer
34. Informant for the IRS
you remeber?????? umm.... it pushed me to be a vegitarian but i still work there cuz they don't actually slaughter them. every holiday we have turkey at i think of my job and pass up the slice my grandma is trying to shove down my throat. they gobble a lot and somedays it pushes you into a total state of head-ache and all you can say is" gobble gobble"