Funny Quotes
I'm curious what quotes do you guys find the funniest?? 😂 I have a whole bunch, I'll start with Men get laid, but women get screwed! 😛
A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion. ~Author Unknown
i have many others but thats two for now will post more, but im more curious if u guys have any favs 😊
Dunno if you find these funny but i found them sumwhere thought u might like sum...
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
Mae West.
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Roseanne Barr.
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Rita Rudner.
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Yogi Berra.
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
Joe Louis.
"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
Joseph Heller.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway.
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.