Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hiker and linds, sittin' in a tree...K I S S I N G!!! 😂
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
She wishes. 😂
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Maybe once. But that was a long time ago.
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Oh, who hasn't had a crush on Linds maybe once or twice?
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Sorry Linds. I'm feeling saucy tonight!
So anyway, I'll finish the joke now. . .
So the bartender says ," do you always bring this little piano player out with you when you hit the bars?"
The guy says, "No, check this out." He pulls out a magic lamp. "Rub this and a geenie will pop out and grant you one wish!" So the bartender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out and says, "I grant you one wish, biotch!"
So the bartender asks for "a million bucks." Suddenly a million ducks fly into the bar and cause terror and mayhem. The bartender says, "I didn't ask for a million ducks, I said a million bucks!"
So, the guy says, "yeah, you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"