Please Close This Thread!!!!!!!!!!

Will a moderator please close this thread. It's been a while since I've had a thread closed on me and I'd like for this thread to be shut down. Maybe I like the attention, some may say I'm a dork or maybe I just like the abuse. All I know is that this thread needs to be closed right now!

Hold on. One more thing. Whoever closes this thread, please type something mean to me, like "Hiker, you truly are not funny and no one here likes you. THIS THREAD IS CLOSED!!!"

Please do this because I need to feel the pain. I need the abuse. I live for it. Please please please.

Please! I'm begging.

Any time would be nice, people.

Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't. However if you reeeeaaallllyyyy want to get this thread closed say something about

Spoiler:
kiling people, sodomy, crimes you've commited or potentially will commit

Ha ha ha. Easier said than done. Right now all my offensive juices are not flowing. All I know is that this thread needs to be closed right now!

Well at the rate you are going, it will happen.................gee I dunno? Never?

ok, hiker...here goes...youre short, ugly and your mom dresses you funny.....

Oh man, that was harsh, watch this. I will post the worst thing ever so they better close this down now. Here goes . ... stand by.... . .. .. .

Damn. It won't let me post my picture.

its probably for the best....

TH your thread cant get closed down right now, there arent any mods on silly 😛

But how do you know this? They could be in invisible mode!

doubtful, I have seen them all online before, and none of them were in invisible mode

What if they are wearing the one ring to rule them all?

Oh please TH, stop arguing with me

You really want me to close it? 😕

wow! mech! your first closing! 🙂

Nah, I've closed a few before.

With the increased volume of members, these days threads tend to die out before they need closing.

what's the matter colonel mechy? chicken? 😉

go on i dare you to close it. buck,buck,buck come on