Batman and Spiderman:Goblin in Gotham

Yet I keep coming back to it.

It's like a horrible car wrek that I can't stop looking at.

VAL KILMER is Bruce Wayne/Batman

sorry no space

JACK NICHOLSON is The Joker

TOBEY MAGUIRE is Peter Parker/Spiderman

WILHEM DAFOE is the Green Goblin

KRISTEN DUNST is Spiderman's girlfriend Mary Jane"MJ"Watson

J K SIMMONS is Peter Parker's Daily Bugle boss J Jonah Jameson

PAT HINGLE is Gotham City Police Commissioner James Gordon

MICHAEL GOUGH is Bruce Wayne's butler Alfred Pennyworth

GREEN GOBLIN : Well you decide to vacation here in Gotham MJ!!!!

MARY JANE WATSON : You two are fools!!!what do you thinking of
that Batman and Spiderman?

JOKER : It's simple my dear!!!Green Goblin and I are partners to
attack Gotham,Miss Watson.how do you think of it?

MARY JANE WATSON : You can 't do this you maniac clown!!!!

JOKER : Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!because of Spiderman?you know Spiderman
and Batman will die if the people of Gotham has been des-
troyed.you see Goblin was right you know!!!

MARY JANE WATSON : You mean Spiderman and Batman?you can't do
them you maniacs!!!!

GREEN GOBLIN : because of Bruce Wayne.you know why?if Spiderman
and Batman blast to die.Gotham will be damage.the
Wayne diamond will be mine with the Joker.Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha!!!!!

MARY JANE WATSON : if you destroy the city.you can pay for you it!!!

JOKER : so shall we take MJ Watson,Mr.Green Goblin?

GREEN GOBLIN : it's up to you Joker.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

MARY JANE WATSON : what do you doing?you can't do this to me!!!!

GREEN GOBLIN : Don't you worry MJ,we can protect you now!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

JOKER : Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!Ho Ho Ho!!!!Hi Hi Hi Hi!!!!!good luck Spiderman
and Batman!!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

BRUCE WAYNE : let's have a drink MJ.

MARY JANE WATSON : thanks Bruce but I...

GREEN GOBLIN : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!(Green Goblin blast the Millenium
Cocktail Restaurant)Welcome to
Gotham City.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

MARY JANE WATSON : Green Goblin!!!!

JOKER : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!Well Well Well!!! what have we here?

BRUCE WAYNE : Joker,you want to make her anger you
white face!!!!

JOKER : So it's good to see you and who is this woman?

BRUCE WAYNE : leave the woman(The Joker press the yellow
flower and smell the slepping gas to Bruce)ohhhh!!!!!

MARY JANE WATSON : Bruce!!!!

JOKER : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!Bingo!!!

MARY JANE WATSON : you scalawag clown.what you done with him!!!!

JOKER : Don't worry sleeping gas is here(The Joker press again the
sleeping gas toi MJ).Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!Hey Gobly!

GREEN GOBLIN : Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!I'm coming Joker Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

JOKER : We can take Spiderman's girlfriend to now.

GREEN GOBLIN : How about Bruce Wayne?

JOKER : Never mind about Bruce Wayne.before Batman and Spiderman
comes.

GREEN GOBLIN : then I'll carry her Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

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JOKER : How do you think you help me to escape Gobly?

GREEN GOBLIN : Because the Green Goblin so smart!!!

JOKER : and then what next?

GREEN GOBLIN : well!!!!I came here to Gotham City.because of Spider-
Man!!!!

JOKER : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!! you are right!!!! so what's your plan Gobly?

GREEN GOBLIN : we attack Gotham City and kill Bruce Wayne and
Batman.but we can kidnapped MJ Watson before
we attack Gotham.

JOKER : Sure!!!!Greeny!!!!you are right!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

GREEN GOBLIN : It must be sure to ask.that why,Joker.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

this is f***ing painful... and why are the joker and green goblin laughing all the damn time..?

POLICE DETECTIVE : Have you seen the Green Goblin stole the Wayne
diamond?

SECURITY GUARD : Yes Detective! but Green Goblin blast the window
then we heard the alarm.and he throw the pumpkin
bomb.

POLICE DETECTIVE : then what happened about the Goblin?

SECURITY GUARD : We were watching TV last night.then the Wayne
diamond stolen about that notorius Green Goblin
but the diamond is just for Gotham City multi-
millionaire Bruce Wayne.

SPIDER-MAN : Bruce Wayne!! I heard about Green Goblin stole it.maybe
he can escape to Gotham City.I better captured that
Goblin

hmm sense not this makes...

GREEN GOBLIN : Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!It's Goblin time Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!(Green Goblin blast the glass window at the rooftop of New York Musuem)

SECURITY GUARD 1 : What the?

SECURITY GUARD 2 : It's the Green Goblin.

GREEN GOBLIN : Well guys!!!!why don't you captured me Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

SECURITY GUARD 2 😖top or I'll shoot!!!!

GREEN GOBLIN : there you go!!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!(Green Goblin throw his pumpkin bob)

SECURITY GUARD 1 : Go!!!!

GREEN GOBLIN : Ha Ha Ha!!!shame on you guys !!!Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!Wow!!!!!!what have we here?a Wayne Diamond from Gotham City
maybe the diamond of Bruce Wayne you know!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!I'll get it(Goblin kiss the Wayne diamond).well good bye Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

MARY JANE WATSON : Hi Hon!are you there now?

PETER PARKER : Yeah!!!I'm here now MJ.

MARY JANE WATSON : Did you hear about the Green Goblin stolen
the Wayne Diamond from New York Museum?

PETER PARKER : MJ Hon,What do you talking about?

MARY JANE WATSON : Because Goblin has escape to Gotham City.

PETER PARKER : What?You mean Goblin escape to Gotham?

MARY JANE WATSON : Yeah!!!Why?

PETER PARKER : Maybe he wants to help the Joker.

MARY JANE WATSON : Who is the Joker?

PETER PARKER : He is the maniac clown arch-nemesis to Batman.
and Batman captured the Joker.

MARY JANE WATSON : What do you mean about Spiderman help
Batman to find their villains to Gotham?

PETER PARKER : You mean a handsome Gotham City multi-
millionaire..

MARY JANE WATSON : Bruce Wayne?

PETER PARKER : How do you know that?

MARY JANE WATSON : I watched on TV Pete.

I'm stealing this idea and pitching it to Hollywood as we speak.

BATMAN : what the?

GREEN GOBLIN : Here I am Batsy Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! you cannot capture
me!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

BATMAN : Go ahead Goblin!!!!

GREEN GOBLIN : Blast off Batman Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!You cannot get MJ
and Spider-Man.The Joker and I are partners Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha!!!!

BATMAN : HEYY!!!!!

GREEN GOBLIN : Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!