Things to do while drinking and having a good time.

Originally posted by Crash_Overload
I always woundered what drunk ppl write.....

Dude just read any post of mine after 7pm. 😂

Originally posted by Crash_Overload
my friend was stoned and tried to convince me that cammels had pouches. like a Kangooroo

their humps are like pouches... they store water

he ment something else. trust me.

Originally posted by happy kine
i'll start a thread titled the drunks

I almost want to flake on camping just so I can get drunk with you guys over the internet. That's sad. Actually, that's beautifu! 😮‍💨

oh.... i guess i have no choice but to trust you

Crash, what's wakeup juice?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I almost want to flake on camping just so I can get drunk with you guys over the internet. That's sad. Actually, that's beautifu! 😮‍💨

i'll repeat saturday and monday i'm off work so i can be drunk in the afternoon... muahahahahaha.

meth water

uggg!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Crash, what's wakeup juice?

You never saw Back to the Futur 3????

Doc Faints after taking 1 shooter glass. They ahve 10 minutes to get back to the futur. So the bartender makes "wakeup juice" (they are in 1855) BAsically All sorts of alchol that i need to see the movie again to name. Ends up being this red pasty thing.

ok. its time to head home and start drinking... i will be back later and wasted. although its called wasted its not really a waste. hiker i hope you have a drunken camp. diego... lets start pounding the brew!

Originally posted by happy kine
i'll repeat saturday and monday i'm off work so i can be drunk in the afternoon... muahahahahaha.

Yes, I have every monday off so I'll get smashed with you all day and we'll raise hell. Keep in touch.

will do..

I have this little skit thing thats popular at parties. Here goes: I first take three of my throwing knives, get something to throw them out and then I ask, mind you this whole time I'm sugaring up the audience, "Would the prettiest lady in the room step forward" I then set up my trick and say "I have bet this fine young lady here that if I can [insert which ever knife trick I do], then she will show me and all the good upstanding drunkards of this bar (or party) her ta-ta's melons, twins etc. So I do the trick blah blah blah get her to flash everyone cheers YAAAAAAAYYYY, and we all go back to drinking.

there are 1,000,000 variations of this trick, but the fixed elements are knives, and cute girls.

i like paintballs 👿