Random Comments

I want my baby back baby back baby back....... ( Insert some word that i have no clue about )

Here are some loud sounds.

Life is like a prick. When it's hard you get f*cked. When it's soft you can't beat it.

Kiss me where it smells funny!

Beauity is just a light switch away

Lick me where I pee from.

Boy Scout: Kid dressed like an idiot led by an idiot who's dressed like a kid.

For the mirror shows many things....

Men are like tile floors, lay them down right the first time and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

As a great philosopher once said "Aliens stole my pants yo"

haha yo....

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Without water I'd look like a dried up raisin!

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us.

Aliens stole my pants yo !!!!!!!!!!!

* Points * Hooo wahhh

* Glomps Windy *

* grins while glomping you back *

redneck joke: "you know you're a redneck when you need your rich relative to drive the house."

Sunshinin' this holidays
Much needed Urban Get away
I'm smilin' this holidays
But nature's got somethin' to say

Is this random enough?

* tackle glomps my Nivvy baby *

Is this random ??

* Honks Windy's nose *