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gerbil

My prosthetic leg is as red as the drapes in Carol Burnette's whorehouse, which were purchased at a JC Penney liquidation sale by a streetwalking whore named LeShawnduh!

BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY! HOW'S THAT FOR RANDOM, YOU SWEDISH FISH LOVING SCOUNDRELS!?

hahaha

Roar Im a shlghlksghllksdrhslf rex

Me too, go figure.

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan, while Magneto was arrested for unpaid child support to his wife, DELTA BURKE, of "Designing Women", who just so happened to be in a 3 way lesbian triangle of love with Anne Heche and Sally Jessie Raphael! 😱

Did you know cinemaaddiction broke his addiction of cinema and got addicted to chocolate nipples of women that are imported over the Atlantic ocean? 😖mart:

Brilliant! That was supposed to be a secret, but I guess the dog is out of the bag, and I did mean dog, as my cat was smuggled out of the country by part time Colombian drug lord and my great aunt's fulltime love slave, Nick Lachey!

Im from North Carolina just like you! 😱 Awsome there is two tarheels in the heezy fo sheezy my neezy 🏴‍☠️

chesty laroo

I am man, hear me rumble

applesauce, cinnamin applesauce

hello

lol, hi 🙂

how are ya?

yawn

the eastern wind blows strong on my withered hands, maybe the end of the purple moon is upon us!

Definitely.

i prepare for the worst, this will be as the elephants marching on the green sands of our humble feet

😆