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I did that once.

then it exploded

It did indeed dear Dem.

It was funny when the dog jumped into the fire. Jeremy saw the obese squadron of monkeys arriving by carrier pigeon to take the bad nuggets away, but then the shoe was two sizes too big and the price of helium went up by fifty eggs per box.

If a man can go fishing on Saturday and golfing on Sunday, can he still have porridge for breakfast on Wednesday?

my face hit the dash, thats the last time i remember that feeling the one where you heart is pounding so heard you veins ache with the surgeng blood. i woke up. it was just a nightmare

last time that happened to the frozen monkey pop, i turned on the speakers and ran down the street naked, screaming "I love the yellow sweater!"

The only way to comprehend the ways of the porridge would be to drive a three wheeled magic carpet to see the cripple and the idiot who's names we dare not mention beyond a small boy with big ears, for fear of being molested in the nose by blue mice and other assorted condoments such as snow.

CHEESIER! 😱

Here is a neat little fact about swans: trousers.

CHOCOLATE!! 😱

I see what you are trying to do, and it wont work, for all the green beans in the jube tube are gone.

CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!! 😱

I have work at 11 tommrow 🙁

i have to work at 3 pm.

That explains why toads from Russia have too many pet guitars. It's bloody sickenening watching the sun divide into bottles of wood.

Exactly squared, divided by the same frequency as a book emits at night, should give you the pie crust you were looking for.

damn you red superfly, its hard to keep up with your stupid banter 😛

umm...VEGETABLES! 😱

If only I was as dispensible as the metal from suburbian toilets. I think that would solve the problem of never having to wear red banana soup during the war.