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Ahhh no more yankie my wankie!!

i have good news and bad news, the good news is that i named my nickel philip.

Leave here!! This place is cursed!!

Well what the bad news... It's a girl nickel

UNICRON: Megatron. Megatron. Welcome, Megatron.

MEGATRON: Who... Who said that?

UNICRON: I am Unicron.

MEGATRON: Show yourself.

UNICRON: I have summoned you here for a purpose.

MEGATRON: Nobody summons Megatron.

UNICRON: Then it pleases me to be the first.

MEGATRON: State your business.

UNICRON: This is my command. You are to destroy the Autobot
Matrix of Leadership. It is the one thing, the only thing, that
can stand in my way.

MEGATRON: You have nothing to fear. I have already crushed
Optimus Prime with my bare hands.

UNICRON: You exaggerate.

MEGATRON: The point is he's dead, and the Matrix died with him.

UNICRON: No. The point is you are a fool! The Matrix has been
passed to their new leader, Ultra Magnus. Destroy it for me.

MEGATRON: Why should I? What's in it for me?

UNICRON: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious. But, very
well, I will provide you with a new body, and new troops to
command.

MEGATRON: And?

UNICRON: And nothing! You belong to me now.

MEGATRON: I belong to nobody!

UNICRON: Perhaps I misjudged you. (Emits a red light which
begins to pull Megatron into Unicron.) Proceed on your way to
oblivion.

MEGATRON (Painstakingly): NO! No! No! I accept your terms! I
accept! Aaaargh!

UNICRON: Excellent. >:}

ah i remember that movie 🤘

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.

i think i thunk a thought

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

STARSCREAM: Get on with the ceremony.

(Astrotrain crowns Starscream.)

STARSCREAM: My fellow Decepticons, as your new leader, I...

(Cyclonus, in jet mode, flies in.)

STARSCREAM: Who disrupts my coronation?

GALVATRON: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.

STARSCREAM: Megatron, is that you?

GALVATRON: Here's a hint! (Transforms to laser cannon and
disintegrates Starscream with one shot. Starscream's crown falls
from the throne to Galvatron. Galvatron transforms to robot mode
and steps on the crown.)

GALVATRON: Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?

RUMBLE: What'd he say his name was?

GALVATRON: Galvatron!

ALL DECEPTICONS: Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!

Originally posted by blakangel
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

exactly, that's what i do 😄

If that the case I suck at flying.

I know I never miss 🙁

well you guys just aren't good at flying

I know I need lessons

well i could teach you, but your going to have to go buy some wings.

Dude looks like a lady...

Im a angel.... I have wings

what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

He's tweakin', man, just let 'im tweak!