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i eat what i like, food i mean

i like disecting animals.

this guy in my bio class ate a part of a big and worm...ew...

Poop Stains are a rite of passage for men...

urot: wth?!

😂 I knew that would get someones attention. 😉

urot: sorry, i'm having a blonde day, but what's that supposed to mean? or do i not want to know? 😂

walking under statues with pigeons on top can be hazardous to your hair 😛

keep the puppy away from sukie *another dog whose 7 yr.s old* 😂

whats with giant monkeys? there everywhere!

Pull the lever, and candy will fall on you.

if i close my eyes, i cant see!!!!!!!!

If a man speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Frog - Ribbit

Stitch - Yajabalyahhh !!

* Taps frog in the head with his plasma gun *

Frog - Ribbit

Yay I love stitch!!

Let the whales run free!

My left shoe called me a bad name! SO I BURNS HIM!!!! I BURNS HIM GOOD!!!!

Scalpel.........sponge.........suction.........needle.........sponge.........suction.........cheese........teddy bear.

Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.

im gonna have something to eat now! Im so hungry...i havent eaten all night!

I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code.