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Originally posted by badkittykitty
yeah me too! so feel free to blurt out what ever you want! 😂

i'm the LAST person u want doing that

really

haha

Yoda vs. SpongeBob Squarepants

OR

Mace Windu vs. a packet of mayonaisse

Which one is more likely to win the World Series?

^ darth~you may be the first person i want doing that 😉

^ lotrfanatic ~ hmmm...yoda on the first and mayonaisse on the second 😂

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

Originally posted by badkittykitty
^ darth~you may be the first person i want doing that 😉

ahhhh chux

in thaaaaaaaaat case.... 😛

Originally posted by badkittykitty
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

🤣

opinions are like assholes

everybody has one

it's just some stink more then others

Originally posted by Darth Hater
opinions are like assholes

everybody has one

it's just some stink more then others

One thing kids like to be is fooled. I remember, once, I told my nephew I was taking him to Disneyworld, but I really took him to a burned down old warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyworld has burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. Then I started to take him to the real Disneyworld, but it was dark, so I went home.

Originally posted by badkittykitty
One thing kids like to be is fooled. I remember, once, I told my nephew I was taking him to Disneyworld, but I really took him to a burned down old warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyworld has burned down." He cried and cried

now that is FUNNY^^^!!!!!!!!! 😂

have you ever had that dream where you're eating chocolate...

then you wake up and there's a spoon in your ass??

I wish I could take credit for it,but alas I stole it,I cant be original this early in the morning!

Originally posted by Darth Hater
have you ever had that dream where you're eating chocolate...

then you wake up and there's a spoon in your ass??

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

hahaha...

see what happens when i just blurt things out

*sigh*

I enjoy it when you blurt things out!

me to my virgin friend...

man,dont you hate it when you're having sex with a girl and she...oh wait...nevermind

Originally posted by Darth Hater
me to my virgin friend...

man,dont you hate it when you're having sex with a girl and she...oh wait...nevermind

Originally posted by Celsius
Gary Coleman is an Ewok.

😂 I have to agree with you on that one!

I was born -- wait, it gets worse.