I can't live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Piggle Humsy?
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
My point is that I do indeed have a golden penis, but I can use it as a weapon of destruction, but it causes me to have to carry 10 lbs of extra weight which can get quite tiring because its soooooo big. Make sense? 🙂
again with the penis.... 🙄
We've all seen it! yes its gold! now put it away!!!