Usher's confessing.
R. Kelly's trapped in the closet.
Destiny's Child catering to everybody.
Ciara's shouting "O".
Omarion's shouting "O".
50 cent needs a little bit.
The Game is giving away his dreams.
Missy Elliot is getting everybody out of control.
Mariah Cary's hitting those whistling notes in every single song.
Black Eyed Peas phunking with everybodies hearts.
Nick Cannon is a baby in somebodies womb.
And Michael Jackson is still molesting children. The only thing different about it now is that he can do it without ever getting tried for it again.