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😱 woooo

and then a monkey jumped out and I thought.. you can't do that with a watermelon!
and then he did! 😱

wow 😱

but that was nothing compared to what that elephant did with the monkey.....

😐

what?!?!

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😬

oh ok....

secret

can you believe it?!!

TODAY IS MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY...WOOOO balloons

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
TODAY IS MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY...WOOOO balloons

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDS' SISTER! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

birthday

How old is she?

😂 she's 17

Tell her some random nut nut said happy birthday! ✅

😄

lol ok i will 😊

It's 6:01am..
I haven't slept yet and I only had 3 hours sleep last night... 😬
I don't know how I'm not tired! shrug

I better get off the computer anyways...

seeya linds! ciao

lol alright...au revoir wave ((its only 1am here))

I'll be Back.

leftright

I'm still fresh like uh impala uh
Dre's young guns still ridin the base drums
Four times platinum hate it or love it I'm still number one
Still in the hood one hand on my gun
And my trigger finger still make bitches cum

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

lolabove

I' m sitting on a couch eating a potato. Does that make me a couch potato?

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

No, a potato couch...