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we need to sell the pig, so we can buy some bacon

we need to sell the chicken, so we can buy some eggs

we need to sell the cow, so we can buy some milk

mandate. if i weren't so damn tired during history today, than i would've found that the funniest thing/word in the world besides buttress. 😆

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Its like throwing mud round a corner really.

And like fishing with no bait.

I once knew a man.........

wow two tuesdays this week 😕

make that change😍

how about 50p

a flaming ball in the sky....😆 *as long as it's not still attached....😆 *

The history of all hitherto(sp) existing society is the history of class struggles.

- Karl Marx

aragorn: open war is upon you. whether you risk it or not.

I Come back to you Now...

At the turn of the Tide...

how can a colour be a feeling?

hello there,
anul-butt dweling monkey

chris: i'll get you condoms for x-mas!
allie: (gives me an odd look of disgust)
chris: of different sizes! *evil laugh*
allie: 😆 what do you want?
chris: uh...toys?
allie: ...toys... (says in very bad way)
chris: ew! nasty man! *slaps allie*

😆

SHIT IM DRUNK!!!